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How to Cook Rice to Perfection

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Not everyone has mastered the art of cooking rice. If you know how already it seems stupid someone should be told, but everyone has to have a first time, know what I’m saying? Yeah, you know. You know I’m talking about rice. So here’s a handy gu…

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On The Subjects Of Porn, Male Sexual Urges, and Relationships

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Porn is not a big deal for guys. It’s ordinary. It’s just another thing. It’s like the random shit you pull out of your pockets after a long day out doing chores and toss on to your dresser, like “I don’t want to sort through this shit, so, here, yo…

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Relationship Translator

Relationship Translator

When someone’s in a relationship, they sometimes get confused by common sayings. So, to help you understand what your partner is actually saying, we translated ten common phrases that are often heard in a relationship:   Girl Says: &nb…

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We’re All A Little Bit Darren On The Inside

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25 Great Sports Moments in The Simpsons (TotalProSports)   Country Clubs At Their Finest (MadeMan)   Denny Hamlins Hot Girlfriend (AllLeftTurns)   Jake G Loves Persia (ScreenJunkies)   The MMA Minute Is Fast (Cagepotato)   T…

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How To: Ruin a Relationship in 3 Easy Steps

How To: Ruin a Relationship in 3 Easy Steps

Y’know how sometimes you have an awesome, attractive girlfriend who genuinely likes you, is an excellent cook, laughs at all your racist jokes, and loves all of the same things that you do?  And you know how whenever you find yourself in …

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Flowchart To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Flowchart To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Girlfriends are a lot like volcanoes: they’re fascinating and mysterious, and at any time they can explode and completely blow your head off.  I might be confusing volcanoes with those collars from the movie Scanners.  Anyway, here&…

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How To: Pretend You’re Listening to Your Girlfriend

How To: Pretend You’re Listening to Your Girlfriend

  It’s eight o’clock tonight, and you’ve got a computer, a television set, a cell phone, and a paused game of Skate 2, all grappling for your attention.  The last thing you feel like paying attention to is your girlfrie…

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