Age: 30
Where you’ve seen her: Since you’re probably not French, you’ve only seen Melissa Theuriau doing her French news anchor job on Break.com, Youtube.com or images.Google.com.
Pointless quote: “I never wanted attention because of my looks”
Reporter Keeps Saying Glory Hole - Watch more free videos
It’s always enjoyable when people who have to talk on TV say words that they clearly don’t know the real meaning of. This reporter keeps using the term “glory hole,” which means a hole you can stick your weiner in (note that the first time he says it, there’s a very phallic looking stick on the screen). And then, when he asks his anchors to say it, they pretend they can’t hear him. It would’ve been much better if they gave the dictionary definition of glory hole.
This is what would happen if I was one of those anchors.
Reporter: Can you say “glory hole”?
Me: No, I can’t say glory hole…but I can say that that you’re talking about a hole in a wall, or other partition, often between public lavatory stalls or video booths for people to engage in sexual activity or observe the person in the next cubicle while one or both parties masturbate. The partition maintains anonymity. Body parts including fingers and one’s tongue can touch the other person if the hole is large enough and intercourse with anonymity intact is possible. Erotic literature and pornographic films have been devoted to the sexual uses of gloryholes. Back to you, Carey.
Reporter: Well, OK, then. Glass blowing!
News Anchor Needs To Pause Between Stories - Watch more free videos
I’m not a professor, but I think this reporter failed the “Pause Between Stories” class in News Anchor School.
via streetcarnage
Other crap to stare at:
Eva Herzigova in a bikini (drunkenstepfather)
Lindsay Lohan has a big fat belly (popsugar)
Dirty sex talk on CNN (unibrow)
Amy Winehouse and her penis bone (flisted)
Guys you don’t want to make angry (asylum)
Reporter Fights With Anchor On Camera - Watch more free videos
I usually wait to unleash all my hostile, bitter hatred for someone until I’m on live television with them. This little exchange between two Fox reporters shows you why.
From Gorillmask.net.
ForMula Horse Race Accident! - Watch more free videos
There are a couple general rules when covering a donkey race in your native land. 1.) Don’t tell anyone that you’re so low on the reporting totem poll that you’re covering a donkey race. And 2.) Always look behind you.
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