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How to Get Michele Bachmann to Follow You on Twitter

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Today is a momentous day! Michele Bachmann, GOP Presidential candidate, follows Holy Taco on Twitter. Arguably on purpose. If you want to partake in this glory, we have devised a simple guide to get Ms. Bachmann to follow you as well. Behold!

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Flowchart to Determine Which GOP Candidate to Support

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The race to pick a GOP candidate continues to heat up and by heat up we mean there’s lots of crazy bastards saying and doing crazy shit. With all that lunacy going on, how are you to know who to pick? We’re here to help!

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Text Messages from Michele Bachmann

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Michele Bachmann has tossed her hat in the ring for a Presidential run. She’s also an idiot. Yesterday she made news for likening herself to serial killer John Wayne Gacy by accident when trying to invoke that other John Wayne. What more h…

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5 Douchebags You’ll Encounter While Voting

5 Douchebags You’ll Encounter While Voting

Are you a real American? It’s election day, bitches. I’m hesitant to even bring up the topic, since half of you are too lazy to vote, and the other half of you are convicted felons and, or filthy Canadians. But those of us who bothered …

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The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

Pundits attribute the success of the Tea Party movement to a variety of factors. Those on the right say it’s the result of out-of-control government spending and the failed economy. Those on the left claim racism and misinformation are at pla…

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