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Herman Cain for President! (A Holy Taco Endorsement)

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We get some crap on Holy Taco for being too liberal. People say we hate FOX and Republicans and it’s not true at all. We don’t hate Republicans. We do hate FOX, they’re idiotic, condescending, crooked, unethical and pretty much straight up liars…

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Let’s Play The GOP/NBA Dating Game!

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Today the world got word of yet another bit of gossipy news involving what a politician may or may not have done with their junk at some point in their lives. That politician is…(spins wheel)…Sarah Palin! According to a snippet of leaked informatio…

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According To The Tampa Tribune, Republicans Are Cranky Old White Dudes

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There’s a lot being made of political bias in today’s media. With politicians on both the left and right claiming that one particular news organization is far more slanted in one direction, it’s hard to know where to turn to if you want straight, u…

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Special Kitty Weighs in on the Republican Candidates

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Looks like the road to being the Republican candidate who will square off against Barack Obama is well under way, but the field isn’t wowing everyone. We checked in with everyone’s favorite meme Special Kitty to see what he thinks. Oh…

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How to Run For President Against Donald Trump

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So you’ve decided that society has decayed just to the point where you running for President isn’t quite as f*cktarded as you parents always told you it would be whenever they let you out of your cage to get hosed off. Good for you! The fact is n…

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A Flowchart to Determine Which Party You Will Vote for In the Next Election

A Flowchart to Determine Which Party You Will Vote for In the Next Election

The midterm election is only a few weeks away, and many people claim they are still undecided on how they will vote. These people are filthy liars. Deep down, you all know what you’re going to do, so don’t waste our time. Just take a l…

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