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The Time I Went to Denny’s

Denny’s. It’s likely meaningless to most people. It’s a diner that’s been around since the 1960s serving big, obnoxious breakfasts and staple diner fare. It’s a piece of the American landscape and you love it, hate it or just don’t care. But wha…

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25 Names For Your Future Mexican Restaurant

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As you may have guessed, we have a love for tacos up in here. Taco Bell, Taco Del Mar, Taco…well, that’s all we know. But if a joint sells tacos, we respect them because they’re delicious in pretty much every way. That said, we need more Mexican …

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Go on a Date

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Setting: A busy, hip, urban restaurant. Waitresses dress like they are at the club, there is a wine list and a bottled water list. All food is served in dishes devoid of right angles. You can be Kobe beef sliders because they are whimsical. The…

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25 Inappropriate Restaurant Names

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A restaurant only has its name to sell itself on if you’ve never been there before or heard a recommendation. A place like McDonald’s isn’t telling you much, but it’s also not telling you it serves ass pie. There are peopl…

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Burger King Challenges the Double Down

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Montreal is Crazy

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25 Terrible Restaurant Signs

25 Terrible Restaurant Signs

Animals Doing People Things Get Me Every Time

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The Anatomy of a Fast Food Restaurant

The Anatomy of a Fast Food Restaurant

Fast food restaurants are a lot like prostitutes: every thing in them is slimy and filth-ridden, and you’re still going to pay way too much for whatever you get.  Just as with a prostitute, it’s important to investigate the anatomy …

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This Is How You Get A Beer In A Sushi Restaurant In Tokyo

This Is How You Get A Beer In A Sushi Restaurant In Tokyo

  Japan is awesome for so many reasons. They have the Japanese Louis Armstrong, someone there made an artificial hymen, their robots can do one-armed pushups and they let monkeys serve beer. But it looks like the monkey’s jobs may be in …

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I’ll Have The Snow Crab Legs and Measles, Please

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