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25 Names For Your Future Mexican Restaurant

As you may have guessed, we have a love for tacos up in here. Taco Bell, Taco Del Mar, Taco…well, that’s all we know. But if a joint sells tacos, we respect them because they’re delicious in pretty much every way. That said, we need more Mexican …

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Go on a Date

posted 04/26/2012
by Ian Fortey

Setting: A busy, hip, urban restaurant. Waitresses dress like they are at the club, there is a wine list and a bottled water list. All food is served in dishes devoid of right angles. You can be Kobe beef sliders because they are whimsical. The…

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25 Inappropriate Restaurant Names

posted 08/31/2011
by Ian Fortey

A restaurant only has its name to sell itself on if you’ve never been there before or heard a recommendation. A place like McDonald’s isn’t telling you much, but it’s also not telling you it serves ass pie. There are peopl…

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Burger King Challenges the Double Down

posted 05/19/2010
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Montreal is Crazy

posted 05/13/2010
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25 Terrible Restaurant Signs

posted 04/07/2010
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Animals Doing People Things Get Me Every Time

posted 01/04/2010
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The Anatomy of a Fast Food Restaurant

posted 09/23/2009
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Fast food restaurants are a lot like prostitutes: every thing in them is slimy and filth-ridden, and you’re still going to pay way too much for whatever you get. Just as with a prostitute, it’s important to investigate the anatomy …

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This Is How You Get A Beer In A Sushi Restaurant In Tokyo

posted 02/11/2009
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Japan is awesome for so many reasons. They have the Japanese Louis Armstrong, someone there made an artificial hymen, their robots can do one-armed pushups and they let monkeys serve beer. But it looks like the monkey’s jobs may be in …

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