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25 Inappropriate Restaurant Names

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A restaurant only has its name to sell itself on if you’ve never been there before or heard a recommendation. A place like McDonald’s isn’t telling you much, but it’s also not telling you it serves ass pie. There are peopl…

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Burger King Challenges the Double Down

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Montreal is Crazy

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25 Terrible Restaurant Signs

25 Terrible Restaurant Signs

Animals Doing People Things Get Me Every Time

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The Anatomy of a Fast Food Restaurant

The Anatomy of a Fast Food Restaurant

Fast food restaurants are a lot like prostitutes: every thing in them is slimy and filth-ridden, and you’re still going to pay way too much for whatever you get.  Just as with a prostitute, it’s important to investigate the anatomy …

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This Is How You Get A Beer In A Sushi Restaurant In Tokyo

This Is How You Get A Beer In A Sushi Restaurant In Tokyo

  Japan is awesome for so many reasons. They have the Japanese Louis Armstrong, someone there made an artificial hymen, their robots can do one-armed pushups and they let monkeys serve beer. But it looks like the monkey’s jobs may be in …

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I’ll Have The Snow Crab Legs and Measles, Please

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Everything In This Restaurant Is Baked

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These Monkeys Sling Suds, Not Poop

These Monkeys Sling Suds, Not Poop

Monkeys working as waiters – Watch more free videos I know we’re at war and we’re one month away from an election, but I just have one unpatriotic question: Why does the USA suck so much? Sure, we have free speech and a shitload of…

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Chinese Restaurant Lets You Know If You’re A Prostitute

Chinese Restaurant Lets You Know If You’re A Prostitute

There are a lot of times when I just want to get something to eat, but before I order a hamburger I often ask myself, “Am I a prostitute?” Well, thankfully this Chinese restaurant has provided a helpful security staff to answer my quest…

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