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Poems From My Heart

We love poetry. It’s the art of boiling down your (hopefully) profound thoughts about life in to a few concise couplets. It’s beautiful and takes years of practice to master. We’ve been at it for about 17 minuets. 17 minuets may n…

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The Inner Monologue of a Degenerate Gambler Watching That Kid with Down Syndrome Score a Touchdown

posted 09/30/2010
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It took me weeks, but I finally found a bookie who would let me bet on high-school football games. And now my persistence has paid off. I’m about to win $10,000! I knew there was no way the Panthers would cover a 40 point over! They have no o…

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When to Say Retard

posted 09/02/2010
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Like us, you may have been surprised to learn (about 20 years ago) that some people frown on the use of the word retard. And every time it’s said again, the same problem pops up. For 20 years! It’s a hilariously retarded misunderstan…

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The Most Special Cop In The World

posted 05/21/2010
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He always tells the best knock-knock jokes. Midget Wrestling Hits Spike (TotalProSports) Athletes to Keep your daughter Away from (BleacherReport) Hello Synthetic Lifeform (BuzzFeed) Wendy Combattente Hotness (GorillaMask) Hot Girl&#…

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Guest Column: From the Census Worker Troll

posted 05/03/2010
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I guess you could say I’m just your average troll. I like to hang out under bridges and give travelers a hard time. I enjoy stealing small, valuable objects from people and hiding them in my underground home in the woods. Y’know,…

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Your New Favorite Band

posted 11/18/2009
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Makes Retarded British Kids Cry

posted 11/15/2009
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MODERN WARFARE 2 SUCKS – Watch more Funny Videos Just give it some time, dude. You gotta learn the maps!

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Where Will YOU Be 15 Years From Now?

posted 10/08/2009
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20 Hot Chicks in Painted-On Sports Jerseys (TotalProSports) Getting Laid At A Haunted House (MadeMan) January Jones On The Speedway (AllLeftTurns) Tom Cruise Goes To College (ScreenJunkies) Sexy Superfans Are…Sexy (…

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More Like “Lady–GAH!” Am I Right?…Huh? Hello? Is This Thing On?

posted 09/17/2009
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Does Kanye Have Asperger’s Syndrome?

posted 09/16/2009
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This is our last Kanye post, I promise.

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Inner Monologue of Kanye West at the VMAs Last Night

posted 09/14/2009
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Man, what the f*ck is this shit?! Fourth row at the VMA’s? This is ridiculous. My music video is one of the five videos that got nominated for everything tonight! I should be front row, baby! Instead they got those attractive…

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Poems From My Heart

The Inner Monologue of a Degenerate Gambler Watching That Kid with Down Syndrome Score a Touchdown

When to Say Retard

The Most Special Cop In The World

Guest Column: From the Census Worker Troll

Your New Favorite Band

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Makes Retarded British Kids Cry

Where Will YOU Be 15 Years From Now?

More Like “Lady–GAH!” Am I Right?…Huh? Hello? Is This Thing On?

Does Kanye Have Asperger’s Syndrome?

Inner Monologue of Kanye West at the VMAs Last Night

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