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Fred Stoller’s My Seinfeld Year: A Review

You know who Fred Stoller is. You may not have known you knew, but you know. He’s been in just short of everything as that kind of vaguely depressed sounding schmucky guy – Dumb and Dumber, the Sarah Silverman Program, Wizards of Waver…

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Spike Your Juice: The Holiday Review

posted 12/27/2010
by Ian Fortey

If you’re like a Holy Taco editor, you desperately want the sweet, dulling relief of booze but have spent all your extra money on discount hookers and beer nuts. What’s a boy to do? Lucky for us, the good people at Spike Your Juice saved the day …

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Holy Taco Fights Anxiety and Depression with a Home Electro-Shock Machine

posted 12/20/2010
by Ian Fortey

Have you ever been sitting at a bar, chatting up a hot red head, everything seems to be going your way, then out of nowhere she turns to you and says ”Oh my god, have you been saying those disgusting things to me this whole time?” and she has her …

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The Eat n’ Tool 10 Step Stress Test

posted 12/06/2010
by admin

Recently, the good people at the Columbia River Knife and Tool Company sent me their Eat n’ Tool, an all purpose camping gadget that may one day save your life if you’re lost in the wilderness without a fork or a spoon and have to squar…

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4 Attempts to Overcome the Subtle Butt Gas Neutralizers

posted 11/29/2010
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So sometimes wind shoots out of your ass. It happens to the best of us. Like any system of caverns, occasionally a deep wind picks up a head of steam and makes its way to the surface bringing with it the dread perfume of yesterday’s beef st…

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Holy Taco Reviews Diabetic Piss Whiskey

posted 09/09/2010
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Last week, word hit the street that James Gilpin, a raving mad Englishman, had begun distilling whiskey made from the piss of diabetics. Why? There is no known reason. He may have some cock and bull story about the amount of sugar excreted by di…

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A Review Of Ace Of Base’s First New Song In Forever

posted 07/14/2010
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Do you remember Ace of Base? That dance music group that was really popular in the 90s with their smash hits “Sign,” “All That She Wants,” and “Don’t Turn Around”? No? Liar. Of course you remember the glor…

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Justin & Johnny: Annual Review

posted 01/06/2010
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It’s back. Now with extra vengeance!

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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Makes Retarded British Kids Cry

posted 11/15/2009
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MODERN WARFARE 2 SUCKS – Watch more Funny Videos Just give it some time, dude. You gotta learn the maps!

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5 Classic Horror Films Reviewed By You At Ages 10 and 24

posted 10/22/2009
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We here at Holy Taco had older brothers, so we basically grew up watching horror movies (and getting the ass beat out of us) on a regular basis. But, after re-watching some of those classic horror movies when we got a little older, we saw them in a…

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Mike Tyson Responds To The Critics Of “Tyson”

posted 04/27/2009
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"Tyson," the brutally frank new documentary about the life of Mike Tyson hit theaters this week to rave reviews. Both critics and audiences alike have been moved by Mr. Tyson’s honesty and openness in the film. But som…

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Fred Stoller’s My Seinfeld Year: A Review

Spike Your Juice: The Holiday Review

Holy Taco Fights Anxiety and Depression with a Home Electro-Shock Machine

The Eat n’ Tool 10 Step Stress Test

4 Attempts to Overcome the Subtle Butt Gas Neutralizers

Holy Taco Reviews Diabetic Piss Whiskey

A Review Of Ace Of Base’s First New Song In Forever

Justin & Johnny: Annual Review

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Makes Retarded British Kids Cry

5 Classic Horror Films Reviewed By You At Ages 10 and 24

Mike Tyson Responds To The Critics Of “Tyson”

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