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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: Jan 25th

It’s a brand new week at the ass end of January where few people try hard when it comes to films. Is that unfair? Not really. On the upside there’s a movie I actually want to see coming out this week. In limited release. Listen, limited release…

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Holy Taco’s 2012 in Review

posted 12/27/2012
by Ian Fortey

Lotta stuff went down this year. Grab a drink and check it out!

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Reviewing Movies for the End of the World

posted 12/21/2012
by Ian Fortey

Today is the last day of the world. If you’re reading this, assume it just hasn’t gotten to you yet. Personally I wonder what time zone the world ends in first. Do the Japanese get it? That’s rough for them. But maybe they get to experience the…

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The Fleshlight Box Incident

posted 11/13/2012
by Ian Fortey

Not so long ago, the good people at Fleshlight got a hold of me and asked me if I’d like to review one of their newest products, the Alexis Texas Fleshlight, because I’m a journalist who reviews wang sleeves and then shares the results with you, my …

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: Nov. 9th

posted 11/09/2012
by Ian Fortey

Last week Wreck-it Ralph wrecked the box office and I actually saw it. Yes, I went to see a children’s movie, I am enlightened. But it had John C Reilly and Sarah Silverman so I assumed it would be good, and it wasn’t bad actually. I’m pleased wi…

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: October 19th

posted 10/19/2012
by Ian Fortey

The only thing you need to know about last week is how poorly Here Comes the Boom did, which is at it should be, because that movie must obviously suck. Kevin James is funny in the way being shot but not fatally is funny. This week another stalwar…

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: July 20th

posted 07/20/2012
by Ian Fortey

Last week, due to the nefarious influence of Comic Con, we missed out on this segment entirely. We probably would have aced it though, we’re good at this stuff. Anyways, on with a new week. Get your movie on!

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Fred Stoller’s My Seinfeld Year: A Review

posted 01/20/2012
by Ian Fortey

You know who Fred Stoller is. You may not have known you knew, but you know. He’s been in just short of everything as that kind of vaguely depressed sounding schmucky guy – Dumb and Dumber, the Sarah Silverman Program, Wizards of Waver…

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Spike Your Juice: The Holiday Review

posted 12/27/2010
by Ian Fortey

If you’re like a Holy Taco editor, you desperately want the sweet, dulling relief of booze but have spent all your extra money on discount hookers and beer nuts. What’s a boy to do? Lucky for us, the good people at Spike Your Juice saved the day …

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Holy Taco Fights Anxiety and Depression with a Home Electro-Shock Machine

posted 12/20/2010
by Ian Fortey

Have you ever been sitting at a bar, chatting up a hot red head, everything seems to be going your way, then out of nowhere she turns to you and says ”Oh my god, have you been saying those disgusting things to me this whole time?” and she has her …

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The Eat n’ Tool 10 Step Stress Test

posted 12/06/2010
by admin

Recently, the good people at the Columbia River Knife and Tool Company sent me their Eat n’ Tool, an all purpose camping gadget that may one day save your life if you’re lost in the wilderness without a fork or a spoon and have to squar…

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: Jan 25th

Holy Taco’s 2012 in Review

Reviewing Movies for the End of the World

The Fleshlight Box Incident

Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: Nov. 9th

Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: October 19th

Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: July 20th

Fred Stoller’s My Seinfeld Year: A Review

Spike Your Juice: The Holiday Review

Holy Taco Fights Anxiety and Depression with a Home Electro-Shock Machine

The Eat n’ Tool 10 Step Stress Test

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