As you know, Chris Brown and I are buddies on Twitter. Which is to say I make fun of him a lot and he presumably has no idea I exist. But I only do it because he’s such a terrible person. He is. Objectively. Because of this relationship we have…
So good news for Rihanna, Chris Brown recently completed a court-ordered domestic violence class. Way to go Chris! Now, thanks to some inside sources, we were able to find a transcription of Chris’s welcome letter:
In just a short amount of time, Twitter has become a massive, worldwide sensation. Sadly, most of the time that sensation feels like beavers building a dam in your intestinal tract. Once the old folk’s home that the mainstream media is run ou…
Age: 20
Where you’ve seen her: If you don’t know who Rihanna is you are either in a coma, suffering from Alzheimers, dead, or one of those chicks from the polygamy sect.
Tantalizing tidbit: There’s a British female pop singer who …