May 7th, 2008 | 06:04
Age: 20
Where you’ve seen her: If you don’t know who Rihanna is you are either in a coma, suffering from Alzheimers, dead, or one of those chicks from the polygamy sect.
Tantalizing tidbit: There’s a British female pop singer who is named “Rhianna.” This is the only time you will ever hear about her for the rest of her life.
rihanna, taco belle
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