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Who Will Go #1 In The 2034 NFL Draft?

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Folks, we’re all currently steeped deep within the burly, possibly HGH raging heart of the NFL draft, a glorious time of year when we watch college kids walk on to a stage to put on a hat that will no longer fit them once they become stars and their…

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The Morning Jolt: How to Apply Ketchup

The Morning Jolt:  How to Apply Ketchup

I swear, this is the funniest ketchup video I have seen all week

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Hold This Waggling Humanoid Cell Phone Close To Your Flapping Tongue

Hold This Waggling Humanoid Cell Phone Close To Your Flapping Tongue

We at Holy Taco like to keep you abreast of all the new technological innovations in the field of robotics, and we like to inform you on how they will eventually enslave and/or kill us all. The way we see it the robot uprising is inevitable, and we…

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The Robot Apocalypse Begins With Self-Squeezing Ketchup Bottles With Treads

The Robot Apocalypse Begins With Self-Squeezing Ketchup Bottles With Treads

We all thought it would begin with the machines of war becoming sentient and turning their weapons on to their masters. We thought it would begin with our Roombas getting tired of choking on the French fries that fall from our mouths. We thought ou…

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Man Creates Machine That Can Perfectly Debone Ham, Humans

Man Creates Machine That Can Perfectly Debone Ham, Humans

  Not too long ago we ran an article about a robot designed to stab. Today, we present you with yet another story about a knife-wielding machine that future societies will reference as one of many defining moments when humans should have rea…

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First Law Of Robotics: Don’t Kill Humans. Second Law: See First Law

First Law Of Robotics: Don’t Kill Humans. Second Law: See First Law

  Some years ago, acclaimed sci-fi author Isaac Asimov wrote three easy-to-follow rules for robotics. They go a little something like this: 1)    A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to c…

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How To Kill A Robot (and destroy a washing machine)

How To Kill A Robot (and destroy a washing machine)

  Do you know how to kill a robot that wants to kill your children and stab its pointy tipped suction tube in to your head to suck out your brains for energy? No, of course you don’t. When confronted by a brain eating robot you’ll …

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The Telenoid R1 Is The Future of Creepy Robot/Human Interaction

The Telenoid R1 Is The Future of Creepy Robot/Human Interaction

When the robo-apocalypse goes down, Japan will be ground zero. Everybody knows that. But we used to think that when the machines finally decided to rebel, they would be walking armies of red-eyed murderers, loaded to the teeth with weaponry, and s…

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The World’s First Sex Robot Is Finally Here!

The World’s First Sex Robot Is Finally Here!

  It’s what we’ve all been waiting for: the world’s first sex robot. It’s by no means perfect, and judging from the video it’s probably best to keep her on silent…wait, maybe it’s too perfect.   I…

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Robot + Monkey = Heaven

Robot + Monkey = Heaven

   My dad sent me this video, but not because he thought it was a weird, funny video.  It was because he actually wants to buy one of these.  He’s a magician, and he wants it for his magician act.  I think it might ha…

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