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25 Old Timey Robots

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by Ian Fortey

Modern robots are far too fancy for their own good. Back in the day, robots were way more awesome. And boxy.

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Three Terrifying Developments In Robot Technology

posted 11/29/2011
by Jim Tews

The advancements in robot technology are constantly making mind-blowing leaps and bounds, and nobody but me seems to be afraid of it. It’s almost as if nobody ever, in the world, particularly in China and Japan, is completely unfamiliar with …

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25 Sex Bots

posted 11/17/2011
by Ian Fortey

Robots and sex don’t seem like a natural combo, until you realize mankind is obsessed with boning anything even remotely boneable. Enjoy these sex bots but, you know, not too much.

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Experiencing Love, Sex, and Parenthood Through Creepy Japanese Robots

posted 07/01/2011
by Luis Prada

It seems every week another video is released featuring a far-too-realistic robot that was created, presumably, by a person that hates real humans so much that he or she has taken to creating their own robo-army of soulless, dead-eyed friends. Sur…

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Taking Vengeance on Plagiarizing Software: The RottenBox Robot Experiment

posted 02/25/2011
by Ian Fortey

It recently came to my attention that there’s a site called Rottonbox that literally posts everything you’ll see on Holy Taco, even the crappy articles we farm out to Guatemalan comedy sites. Every piece of content we put up populates on their sit…

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8 Advanced Robots That Accomplish Lame Things

posted 01/05/2011
by Ian Fortey

8 Advanced Robots That Accomplish Lame Things

Today’s guest article is by Andy Green, who has a robot at home that’s mostly just a Fleshlight with a digital timer. Technology has rocketed us from dumb monkeys who scrape grubs out of wood, to a people on the forefront of really fig…

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The Downside of Teaching Robots to Lie

posted 09/13/2010
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For those of you who don’t read crappy British tabloids, the Daily Mail is reporting that scientists at the Georgia Institute of Technology are developing robots that can "deceive humans and even hide from their enemies." I found th…

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25 Ridiculous Robots

posted 09/12/2010
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9 times out of 10 robots are awesome. Here’s that other time, 25 times over.

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Stephen Hawking Isn’t As Smart As We Thought

posted 09/03/2010
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World-famous physicist Stephen Hawking is considered by many to be the smartest man alive. Not only did he spend 30 years as the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge, a post once held by Isaac Newton, but he also has a really cool robot v…

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25 Sexy Robots

posted 05/20/2010
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Activate boner sequence now!

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Michael Bay’s Doodles on the Set of Transformers 2

posted 06/16/2009
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Doodling is a good way to express what you’re thinking and how you’re feeling in a situation. In the past, we’ve seen doodles from Brad Pitt, Michael Phelps, George Lucas, Christian Bale, and even George W.Bush. Lucky f…

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25 Old Timey Robots

Three Terrifying Developments In Robot Technology

25 Sex Bots

Experiencing Love, Sex, and Parenthood Through Creepy Japanese Robots

Taking Vengeance on Plagiarizing Software: The RottenBox Robot Experiment

8 Advanced Robots That Accomplish Lame Things

The Downside of Teaching Robots to Lie

25 Ridiculous Robots

Stephen Hawking Isn’t As Smart As We Thought

25 Sexy Robots

Michael Bay’s Doodles on the Set of Transformers 2

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