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Sign of the Apocalypse #168: Fast Food Restaurants to Begin Replacing Workers with Robots

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“Robots are the Illegal Immigrants of the Future,” Says One University of Oxford Study

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25 Things I Need in a Pacific Rim Sequel

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Naturally I saw Pacific Rim this weekend because, unlike people who saw Grown Ups 2, I have a soul that is neither black nor awash in metaphysical feces. I’m still decent. And I made the right choice because I can guarantee Grown Ups 2 was not goo…

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9 Completely Ridiculous Twitter Bots

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Half of everyone on Twitter is a fake entity (and probably follows Newt Gingrich). Of those fake people, a small portion are bots who will hilariously talk to you when you say some random thing. Let’s check out some of the best one.

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25 Old Timey Robots

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Modern robots are far too fancy for their own good. Back in the day, robots were way more awesome. And boxy.

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Three Terrifying Developments In Robot Technology

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The advancements in robot technology are constantly making mind-blowing leaps and bounds, and nobody but me seems to be afraid of it. It’s almost as if nobody ever, in the world, particularly in China and Japan, is completely unfamiliar with …

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25 Sex Bots

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Robots and sex don’t seem like a natural combo, until you realize mankind is obsessed with boning anything even remotely boneable. Enjoy these sex bots but, you know, not too much.

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Experiencing Love, Sex, and Parenthood Through Creepy Japanese Robots

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It seems every week another video is released featuring a far-too-realistic robot that was created, presumably, by a person that hates real humans so much that he or she has taken to creating their own robo-army of soulless, dead-eyed friends. Sur…

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Taking Vengeance on Plagiarizing Software: The RottenBox Robot Experiment

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It recently came to my attention that there’s a site called Rottonbox that literally posts everything you’ll see on Holy Taco, even the crappy articles we farm out to Guatemalan comedy sites. Every piece of content we put up populates on their sit…

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8 Advanced Robots That Accomplish Lame Things

8 Advanced Robots That Accomplish Lame Things

Today’s guest article is by Andy Green, who has a robot at home that’s mostly just a Fleshlight with a digital timer. Technology has rocketed us from dumb monkeys who scrape grubs out of wood, to a people on the forefront of really fig…

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The Downside of Teaching Robots to Lie

The Downside of Teaching Robots to Lie

For those of you who don’t read crappy British tabloids, the Daily Mail is reporting that scientists at the Georgia Institute of Technology are developing robots that can "deceive humans and even hide from their enemies." I found th…

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25 Ridiculous Robots

25 Ridiculous Robots

  9 times out of 10 robots are awesome.  Here’s that other time, 25 times over.  

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