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How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)

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So, you want to fulfill the boner-infused dreams of every teenager in existence, good for you! It’s the greatest gift a person can give to themselves to just bust loose and have such a great time you either remember it forever and remember absolute…

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6 Musicians That We Assume Will Soon be in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame

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Were you aware that ABBA is in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame? Indeed. Also the Eagles, Genesis, Jefferson Airplane, John Mellencamp and Metallica. This year, nominees include Guns n Roses and Donovan. Past nominees have included J Giles Band and…

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How to Write a Nickelback Song

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So you’ve decided that rock n roll is officially dead and, rather than mourn or attempt to resurrect the old girl, you want to take some of the sinew from its carcass and floss your ass with it after a long, sweaty work out, good for you! The ente…

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How to Brand Your Band with a Cover Song

How to Brand Your Band with a Cover Song

 This is a guest article by Erica Cantin.  Rock on, kids! So you’re a little known band just trying to make your way in this crazy world. According to your alcoholic and slightly suicidal manager, the key to branding your bland and …

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Indian Idol Has A Smaller Budget

Indian Idol Has A Smaller Budget

  Shevil, Shevil, Rock You!   This Girls Got a Strong Vag (TotalProSports) The Ipad Skateboard (Gorillamask) Mini Dwight Schrute (BuzzFeed) Most Embarassing Atheletes Ever (BleacherReport) Hot Chicks Invade Iraq (Coed) Sexy Girls of Cinco…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Van Halen and AC/DC?

Drunken Argument Friday: Who Would Win in a Fist Fight Between Van Halen and AC/DC?

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like who would win in a fist fight: Van Halen, or AC/DC? Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same time:   Drunk…

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