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10 Classic Songs With Bizarre, Illogical Titles — And What They Should Be Called Instead

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Like many misinformed rock fans, I used to think that “Baba O’Riley” by The Who was called “Teenage Wasteland.” It’s an honest mistake, considering that the phrase teenage wasteland appears five times in the song,…

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10 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar

10 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar

There’s nothing worse than having a perfectly good drinking session ruined by a song that either doesn’t belong in a bar, has been crammed down your ears too many times, or just plain sucks.   All I Wanna Do  Sheryl Crow &n…

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Happy New Year

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The Elusive Heavy Metal Tiger

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Abstinence + Rock = A Very Crappy Song

Abstinence + Rock = A Very Crappy Song

  Why do hardcore conservative weirdoes try so hard to reach our nation’s youngsters with corny crap like this? Every 16-year-old boy would murder baby Jesus with his bare hands to have a girl who wanted to have sex with him. If you real…

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Punks Party Hard

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I Wish Spock Was Here

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