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You Are All Cordially Invited To The Orgy

Hello Friend, If you have received this Email, then congratulations! It means that you are one of the lucky 348 people on my contacts list that I am inviting to my first annual orgy! There will be chips! And dip! And people’s fists in each other! O…

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25 New Laws for Elmhurst, Illinois: America’s Butthole

posted 08/18/2010
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Elmhurst, Illinois; an idyllic little town of roughly 43,000 citizens. It’s the former home of Keebler cookies, and the online porn capital of America. And recently, a citizen was ejected form a city council meeting after rolling her eyes a…

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The 7 Deadly Sins of Sharing a Bathroom

posted 09/28/2009
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When you’re sharing a bathroom with a roommate, spouse, or girlfriend, there are tons of rules of etiquette that come into play. Everyone knows the basic rules, like changing the toilet paper roll when it’s empty, and using pre-des…

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No Matter How Cool You Are, You Are Not Cooler Than This Guy

posted 02/17/2009
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This Song Rules

posted 01/01/2009
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I have a hangover. It’s a holiday. I’m not wearing any pants. So I’m just going to post this song from one of my favorite bands of all time. Think of it as a New Year’s gift for your ears. And your face. …

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Pope Reveals New List Of Sins

posted 03/10/2008
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Sometimes when you do bad stuff, it makes the Baby Jesus cry. For instance, when you masturbate, it makes him cry, but you happy. But if you instead impregnate a woman, it makes you cry, but the Baby Jesus happy. See, it’s very confusing. …

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You Are All Cordially Invited To The Orgy

25 New Laws for Elmhurst, Illinois: America’s Butthole

The 7 Deadly Sins of Sharing a Bathroom

No Matter How Cool You Are, You Are Not Cooler Than This Guy

This Song Rules

Pope Reveals New List Of Sins

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