Rumer Willis, Mannish? Nooooo.

The above is a photo of Kristin Cavallari, Cristina Milian, Josie Maran, and Rumer Willis.    Look closely at this photo.  Is it just me, or does it sort of seem like this is a still from one of those movies where some dude pretends to be a girl so that he can hang out with the girl of his dreams.  Like, Josie goes off to an all girls beach camp and Rumer’s wacky best nerd friend convinces him to pretend to be a girl and go along.  Then Rumer and Josie become super good friends, and she starts confiding in him.  There’s a moment where she takes her bra off in front of Rumer and asks her if she thinks one of her boobs is bigger than the other.  Then of course Josie walks in on Rumer when she’s peeing standing up and Josie flips out and tells Rumer that she trusted her and that she never wants to see her again.  But then Rumer purposely embarrasses herself during an all camp assembly by singing some love song that was forced into the earlier part of the movie to set up this ending.  The thing writes itself people.

But maybe it’d work better as a t.v. show:

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Angelina Jolie’s Stomach: “There’s a Baby In Me.”

The rumor that has all of Hollywood talking, has been confirmed:  Michael Bay is a douchebag.  Also the other rumor that Angelina Jolie is pregnant, that’s been confirmed too.

Amid rumors that Angelina Jolie, 32, is expecting twins, a close source confirms to Us Weekly that the actress is indeed pregnant.

So many celebrities are having babies cause it’s the cool thing to do right now.  But let me tell you, babies grow up and they get bigger and not as cute, and turn into this:

Then what do you do huh?  Flush them down a toilet?  No way, they’ll just live in the sewer and become 3 times their normal size.  All I’m saying is be more careful, celebrities.  I can’t have Rumer Willis biting my foot off when I walk past a storm drain.

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