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Rush Limbaugh Once Had A Line of Extremely Ugly Neckties

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Ever since Rush Limbaugh called Sandra Fluke a slut and a prostitute, I have developed a morbid fascination with Rush’s, uh, let’s say, oeuvre; his body of work, so to speak. I’ve learned many new things about Rush, and I’ve come across many bits th…

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Everyone is a Slut: 9 Remarkable Sex Scandals


Sandra Fluke, you’re in good company. Surely, if given the chance, all around decent citizen Rush Limbaugh would have expounded on his comments rather than apologizing online for them, and explained how what he really means is that everyone is a sl…

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Holy Taco Draws the News: Rush Limbaugh


Rush Limbaugh was in the news this week. Not sure why? Well, we’ll try to explain.

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An Exclusive Look at the Rush Limbaugh Wedding Program

An Exclusive Look at the Rush Limbaugh Wedding Program

Inexplicably, Rush Limbaugh was married this past weekend.  To a woman!  As card carrying members of the liberal media elite, we were of course banned from attending the ceremony.  But we did have a guy on the inside who managed to sn…

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2009 National Douchebag Tournament: The Final Four


  You came, you saw (a bunch of douchebags) and you voted. And now we have the four definitive douchebags of 2009 from the world of Sports, Entertainment, Business and Politics. So, enough of my yapping. Let the games begin!     Cli…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament: Elite 8


  There were some big blowouts in the round of Sweet 16, but the biggest news story is Al Sharpton continued his cinderella run with a big win over Glenn Beck. Will he make it to the Final Four? Your votes will decide.   Click here to se…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament: The Sweet 16


  We had our closest matches yet yesterday, with a few games being decided by less than one percentage point (Coulter over O’Reilly, Francis over Mozilo and Trump over Thain) and a few other really close ones (Kanye over Cruise and PacMa…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 2, Day 1


  After a rousing, epic first round full of upsets and douchebags, we are on to round two of the 2009 Douchebag Tournament. We have some huge matchups today, so let’s get to it.   Click here to see the updated bracket.   CLICK …

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 1, Day 1


  Welcome to HolyTaco’s 2009 Douchebag Tournament. It’s the only tournament in the world that pits 64 douchebags in a winner-take-all tourney, voted on by you, to determine who is crowned the Biggest Douchebag of 2009.   We to…

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