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The Morning Jolt – The Sardine Bus

The Morning Jolt – The Sardine Bus

I just can’t imagine how atrocious it must be if someone farts on this bus.

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Vladimir Putin Outlines His Plan To Increase Birthrates In Russia

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Hello, I Vladimir Putin, Priminister of Russia. I here to talk to you today about Russia and low birthrate. It appear that Russia have declining birthrate. Dis no good. Russian need many strong baby to hoist country up above all other country. Russ…

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Help Name Vladimir Putin’s Dog

Help Name Vladimir Putin’s Dog

Vladimir is one of those public figures that I know nothing about, other than the fact that he can probably kill most humans by wrapping his legs around their necks and choking them out with the triangulated pressure of his two thighs and his one s…

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In Russia, Birthday Has You

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Yeah. I’d Have Gone for the Goose, Too.

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How To Pass Time in Russia

How To Pass Time in Russia

  Are you going to have to hypnotize someone to get them to sleep with you on Valentine’s Day? Just have them watch this retarded video.   25 Hot Olympians (TotalProSports) How To Record Your Album (MadeMan)  Nascar will chang…

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Sexy Hooker Fight!

Sexy Hooker Fight!

  If you ever want people to watch your online video, title it "Sexy Hooker Fight", even if it only contains one minute of actual hooker fight (1:30-2:30). 

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In Russia, Drunk Gets You

In Russia, Drunk Gets You

  There will never be a shortage of videos featuring drunk Russians fighting.  This one is pretty much the same as all the other ones, except that it’s got some whimsical-sounding Russian music to make it feel more authentic, and th…

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Our Thoughts on The Disappearing Russian Cargo Ship

Our Thoughts on The Disappearing Russian Cargo Ship

    We’re pretty into conspiracy theories.  We’re not experts, but we used to watch X-Files sometimes, we constantly have the Unsolved Mysteries theme song stuck in our head, and we remember liking the movie Conspiracy T…

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That’s It, I’m Moving To Russia

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