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Guy From Van Wilder Loves Scarlett Johansson’s Huge Rack

Guy From Van Wilder Loves Scarlett Johansson’s Huge Rack

When I was a kid, my Dad took me to the movie theater to see North, the movie where Elijah Wood hates his parents for some reason, and so he travels around the world visiting horribly stereotypical people in search of a foster family that will take…

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Alanis Morissette REALLY HAPPY For Ryan Reynolds

Alanis Morissette REALLY HAPPY For Ryan Reynolds

A couple weeks ago we posted a pic of Alanis Morissette displaying her hefty weight gain and surmised that it may have been because her ex-fiance Ryan Reynolds is marrying Scarlett Johansson. You can kind of tell in the pic above Reynolds was eith…

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Alanis Morissette Is Now Fat

Alanis Morissette Is Now Fat

Uh-oh. It looks like someone has put on a few “my-ex-boyfriend-Ryan-Reynolds-is-now-engaged-to-Scarlett-Johannson” pounds. But, honestly, I saw this coming a while ago. After seeing her in concert a few months back, I noticed the lyrics…

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Scarlett Johansson To Marry Ryan Reynolds

Scarlett Johansson To Marry Ryan Reynolds

My mom always said to me “Before you decide to get married , make sure your heart is filled with the utmost love and respect for the person you’re marrying.  Unless that person has really big perky titties but still manages a thin figur…

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Scarlett Johansson Won’t Have Sex With You Now

Scarlett Johansson Won’t Have Sex With You Now

If you figured Scarlett Johansson was sad and alone and that you were the one who would sweep her off her feet…well you’re a retard if you thought that. According to HollywoodRag.com she is now engaged to Ryan Reynolds: The ‘Lost …

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