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The 4 Saddest Canned Foods Ever

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This article needs to be clarified right off the bat. It’s not about gross canned foods, there are lots of those articles out there showing off pig brains and canned duck penis and who knows what else. This is focused on foods that are just depres…

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5 Photoshopped Photos of Sad Wade Phillips

5 Photoshopped Photos of Sad Wade Phillips

Poor Wade Phillips. He’s always such a sad looking guy. Then again, you’d be sad too if you had coached the Dallas Cowboys to a 1 – 7 start. And now, Wade will look even sadder since Cowboys’ owner and noted douchebag Jerry …

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The Upside of Being Homeless

The Upside of Being Homeless

With roughly five-to-six hundred thousand people living on the streets, homelessness is no laughing matter. Well, that’s not completely true. Anytime you see a grown man walking around with his pants full of poo, you’re bound to get a c…

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A Letter To The Guy That Honks Just as The Light Turns Green

A Letter To The Guy That Honks Just as The Light Turns Green

Hey, Guy That Honks Just As The Light Turns Green As we sat in our car, patiently awaiting that precious moment when the street light transforms its face from a belligerent, angry red, to a happy, approving green, we couldn’t help but notice …

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The 5 Saddest Bars to Drink In

The 5 Saddest Bars to Drink In

A Very Special Guest Article by Joe Donatelli   A good bar is filled with good people, good atmosphere, and endless opportunities for drunken debauchery. A sad bar is filled with about five or six people who sit at the bar looking as if their s…

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Craigslist: This Is SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Craigslist: This Is SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here’s a tip for all you Craigslisters out there: If you make a post with your friend about smoking pot and having sex with the ladies, don’t make a post a week later askign why  no one has responded to your previous post about smok…

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