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5 Cyber Ways to Celebrate Cyber Monday

cyber monday

Happy Birthday Cyborgs! Yes, it’s another Cyber Monday and that means you’re legally required to pleasure or be pleasured by a machine today. But is that all there is to Cyber Monday? Ha ha, yes. The end.   Just joshin’ ya! Oh man, did yo…

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Classic Taco – Black Friday Bingo Card

Classic Taco – Black Friday Bingo Card

Well, it’s Black Friday, the one day of the year where it’s okay for you to step on children and old people in public. If you’re daring enough to face the hordes of shoppers today, at least take this bingo card along to keep yours…

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If Autotrader Was Honest

If Autotrader Was Honest

Buying a car online is like ordering a phone book prostitute: you’ll never get what you paid for, and you’ll probably get screwed in the end.  It would be a lot easier to shop for cars online if sites like autotrader.com were honest…

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Black Friday Bingo Card

Black Friday Bingo Card

Well, it’s Black Friday, the one day of the year where it’s okay for you to step on children and old people in public.  If you’re daring enough to face the hordes of shoppers today, at least take this bingo card along to keep …

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Big Corporations Write The Best Songs

Big Corporations Write The Best Songs

Bruce ServicePack and the Vista Street Band – Watch more free videos Let’s face it, the music industry is changing. It’s no longer the world of New York hipsterites, gangsta thugs from the Dirty South or leather-clad LA rockers. We…

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