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The San Diego Chargers Are a Bunch of Gluten-Free Little B*tches

The San Diego Chargers Are a Bunch of Gluten-Free Little B*tches

“Welcome to Qualcomm Stadium’s Gluten-Free Zone. You are a vagina.” Traveling to a professional sporting event outside of your hometown is usually a fun experience. Even if it’s a team you hate, it’s interesting to see the game f…

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5 People Besides Junior Seau Who Drove Off A Cliff

5 People Besides Junior Seau Who Drove Off A Cliff

NFL linebacker Junior Seau made headlines yesterday by driving his car off a cliff. This would make total sense if he was still playing for the San Diego Chargers, but Seau is retired. Today he was released from the hospital after being treated for…

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Ed Hochuli E-mailed Back One Of Our Angry Readers

Ed Hochuli E-mailed Back One Of Our Angry Readers

So, I’m from San Diego and have an unhealthy love for the San Diego Chargers. For instance, two years ago when they lost to New England in the first round of the playoffs I collapsed to the floor like someone had shot me.  Then I turned my ph…

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Philip Rivers Doesn’t Like Poontang

Philip Rivers Doesn’t Like Poontang

Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers wants the children of the world to keep their peepees and their poontangs in their pants. Because, according to him, chastity is a “lost art.” Uhh, sure Phil. Getting kids to abstain from sex is like t…

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