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Sarah Jessica’s Having Twins!

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Yogi Issues Payback to Sarah Jessica Horseface

Yogi Issues Payback to Sarah Jessica Horseface

Yogi Berra and Sarah Jessica Parker – Watch more free videos During last night’s All-Star Game, Joe Buck was interviewing Yogi Berra in the booth and Yogi started complaining about all the photo ops he had to do. Buck asked him about Sar…

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72% Of You Want A Horse Over Sarah Jessica Parker

72% Of You Want A Horse Over Sarah Jessica Parker

In what can only be described as a shocking upset, 72% of Holy Taco readers declared that they’d rather have sexual intercourse with potential Triple Crown winning thoroughbred Big Brown than film and television star Sarah Jessica Parker, eve…

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Sarah Jessica Parker Has World’s Oldest Hands

Sarah Jessica Parker Has World’s Oldest Hands

Whoa. Sarah Jessica Parker has, quite possibly, the most disgusting hands I have ever seen in my life. Does she keep them in an oven when she’s not using them? Does she boil them once a day? How does a 43-year-old woman get the hands of a 4,3…

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Matthew Broderick: I Like Gay Men

Matthew Broderick: I Like Gay Men

Sarah Jessica Parker Love Doll?

Sarah Jessica Parker Love Doll?

This my friends, is a Sarah Jessica Parker love doll found on a German site called bildschirmarbeiter.com, by a reader who wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons.  Why you would want a SJP love doll, I have no idea.  It’d be like be g…

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Sarah Jessica Parker’s 5-Year-Old Supports Obama

Sarah Jessica Parker’s 5-Year-Old Supports Obama

If you find it really annoying when a celebrity publicly endorses a candidate then you’re going to find this INCREDIBLY annoying. People.com reports: Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama may be hard at work on the campaign trail, b…

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Hillary Clinton Doesn’t Remember This Guy

Hillary Clinton Doesn’t Remember This Guy

Politicians never remember taking pictures with people who turn out to be criminals. In fact, nobody in Washington ever remembers anything. I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw one of them pull down their pants in the middle of a debate and tak…

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