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Sarah Jessica’s Having Twins!

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Yogi Issues Payback to Sarah Jessica Horseface

posted 07/15/2008
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Yogi Berra and Sarah Jessica Parker – Watch more free videos During last night’s All-Star Game, Joe Buck was interviewing Yogi Berra in the booth and Yogi started complaining about all the photo ops he had to do. Buck asked him about Sar…

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72% Of You Want A Horse Over Sarah Jessica Parker

posted 06/03/2008
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In what can only be described as a shocking upset, 72% of Holy Taco readers declared that they’d rather have sexual intercourse with potential Triple Crown winning thoroughbred Big Brown than film and television star Sarah Jessica Parker, eve…

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Sarah Jessica Parker Has World’s Oldest Hands

posted 05/12/2008
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Whoa. Sarah Jessica Parker has, quite possibly, the most disgusting hands I have ever seen in my life. Does she keep them in an oven when she’s not using them? Does she boil them once a day? How does a 43-year-old woman get the hands of a 4,3…

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Matthew Broderick: I Like Gay Men

posted 05/05/2008
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Sarah Jessica Parker Love Doll?

posted 04/01/2008
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This my friends, is a Sarah Jessica Parker love doll found on a German site called bildschirmarbeiter.com, by a reader who wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons. Why you would want a SJP love doll, I have no idea. It’d be like be g…

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Sarah Jessica Parker’s 5-Year-Old Supports Obama

posted 03/30/2008
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If you find it really annoying when a celebrity publicly endorses a candidate then you’re going to find this INCREDIBLY annoying. People.com reports: Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama may be hard at work on the campaign trail, b…

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Hillary Clinton Doesn’t Remember This Guy

posted 01/24/2008
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Politicians never remember taking pictures with people who turn out to be criminals. In fact, nobody in Washington ever remembers anything. I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw one of them pull down their pants in the middle of a debate and tak…

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Sarah Jessica’s Having Twins!

Yogi Issues Payback to Sarah Jessica Horseface

72% Of You Want A Horse Over Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker Has World’s Oldest Hands

Matthew Broderick: I Like Gay Men

Sarah Jessica Parker Love Doll?

Sarah Jessica Parker’s 5-Year-Old Supports Obama

Hillary Clinton Doesn’t Remember This Guy

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