Once when I was at the zoo, I saw a monkey jerk off into his hand, then run up to a group of female monkeys and wipe his DNA on her face, then quickly run away. The female monkey didn’t flip out, she just calmly wiped it off her face, smelle…
If you really really really like complete and total watered down bullshit stories, then you’re going to love Sarah Larson‘s recounting of how her and George Clooney met. Now, I’ve put what she said through my patented Bullshit Tr…
Sarah Larson, George Clooney’s new girlfriend, used to like to get down when she was a waitress in Vegas. According to Star Magazine:
“She’s even been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until re…