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A Brief History of Politicians Shamelessly Pandering to Young People

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Maybe the President could have appealed to those poor, oppressed college students of America in a more serious manner than going on a talk show, but-OOOOH CAT GIF BUZZFEED LIST KATE UPTON NUDES.

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7 Famous Quitters Who Sucked at Not Quitting

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Diana Nyad just quit her attempt to swim to Cuba because she is a quitter. She can blame a Portuguese Man O’ War and its intensely painful sting, but if every 62 year old endurance swimmer quit what they were doing after getting stung by a Portugu…

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Let’s Play The GOP/NBA Dating Game!

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Today the world got word of yet another bit of gossipy news involving what a politician may or may not have done with their junk at some point in their lives. That politician is…(spins wheel)…Sarah Palin! According to a snippet of leaked informatio…

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Betty White: A Celebrity You Can Trust

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A recent poll has named Betty White the most trusted celebrity! Her public image is so positive, the very presence of her actually makes people feel warm and fuzzy inside! Now it’s only a matter of time before she ends up as a spokesperson fo…

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Levi Johnston’s Rejected Book Titles and Their Covers

Levi Johnston’s Rejected Book Titles and Their Covers

If you weren’t aware that Levi Johnston (the Alaskan bro who impregnated Sarah Palin’s daughter) wrote a book, then we could probably be friends. Regardless of that fact, you’re all aware now so let’s move forward. Johnston&…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Tracy Morgan Thinks Highly Of Sarah Palin – Watch more Sports Tracy Morgan thinks the exact same thing about Sarah Palin that we do.

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The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

Pundits attribute the success of the Tea Party movement to a variety of factors. Those on the right say it’s the result of out-of-control government spending and the failed economy. Those on the left claim racism and misinformation are at pla…

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When to Say Retard

When to Say Retard

Like us, you may have been surprised to learn (about 20 years ago) that some people frown on the use of the word retard. And every time it’s said again, the same problem pops up. For 20 years! It’s a hilariously retarded misunderstan…

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Rejected Google Background Images

Rejected Google Background Images

Yesterday, Google introduced a new feature that allows you to customize the background image you see when visiting their homepage.  You know, kind of like Bing, if Bing was something people used.  To celebrate the new feature, Google had a…

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Sarah Palin Writes an Advice Column

Sarah Palin Writes an Advice Column

Sarah Palin is a busy lady.  She’s touring for her new book, she’s got a full schedule of talking shit about politicians and media personalities, and on top of all of that, she’s still keeping up her daily advice column for th…

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Levi Johnston’s Tax Preparation Doodles

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Doodling is a good way to express what you’re thinking and how you’re feeling in a situation.  In the past, we’ve seen doodles from Brad Pitt, Michael Phelps, George Lucas, and even George W.Bush.  We recently came across…

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