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7 Famous Quitters Who Sucked at Not Quitting

Diana Nyad just quit her attempt to swim to Cuba because she is a quitter. She can blame a Portuguese Man O’ War and its intensely painful sting, but if every 62 year old endurance swimmer quit what they were doing after getting stung by a Portugu…

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Let’s Play The GOP/NBA Dating Game!

posted 09/14/2011
by Luis Prada

Today the world got word of yet another bit of gossipy news involving what a politician may or may not have done with their junk at some point in their lives. That politician is…(spins wheel)…Sarah Palin! According to a snippet of leaked informatio…

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Betty White: A Celebrity You Can Trust

posted 08/19/2011
by Jim Tews

A recent poll has named Betty White the most trusted celebrity! Her public image is so positive, the very presence of her actually makes people feel warm and fuzzy inside! Now it’s only a matter of time before she ends up as a spokesperson fo…

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Levi Johnston’s Rejected Book Titles and Their Covers

posted 05/12/2011
by Jim Tews

Levi Johnston’s Rejected Book Titles and Their Covers

If you weren’t aware that Levi Johnston (the Alaskan bro who impregnated Sarah Palin’s daughter) wrote a book, then we could probably be friends. Regardless of that fact, you’re all aware now so let’s move forward. Johnston&…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

posted 01/28/2011
by Ian Fortey

Tracy Morgan Thinks Highly Of Sarah Palin – Watch more Sports Tracy Morgan thinks the exact same thing about Sarah Palin that we do.

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The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

posted 09/17/2010
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Pundits attribute the success of the Tea Party movement to a variety of factors. Those on the right say it’s the result of out-of-control government spending and the failed economy. Those on the left claim racism and misinformation are at pla…

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When to Say Retard

posted 09/02/2010
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Like us, you may have been surprised to learn (about 20 years ago) that some people frown on the use of the word retard. And every time it’s said again, the same problem pops up. For 20 years! It’s a hilariously retarded misunderstan…

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Rejected Google Background Images

posted 06/11/2010
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Yesterday, Google introduced a new feature that allows you to customize the background image you see when visiting their homepage. You know, kind of like Bing, if Bing was something people used. To celebrate the new feature, Google had a…

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Sarah Palin Writes an Advice Column

posted 11/24/2009
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Sarah Palin is a busy lady. She’s touring for her new book, she’s got a full schedule of talking shit about politicians and media personalities, and on top of all of that, she’s still keeping up her daily advice column for th…

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Levi Johnston’s Tax Preparation Doodles

posted 04/13/2009
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Doodling is a good way to express what you’re thinking and how you’re feeling in a situation. In the past, we’ve seen doodles from Brad Pitt, Michael Phelps, George Lucas, and even George W.Bush. We recently came across…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 2, Day 1

posted 03/25/2009
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After a rousing, epic first round full of upsets and douchebags, we are on to round two of the 2009 Douchebag Tournament. We have some huge matchups today, so let’s get to it. Click here to see the updated bracket. CLICK …

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7 Famous Quitters Who Sucked at Not Quitting

Let’s Play The GOP/NBA Dating Game!

Betty White: A Celebrity You Can Trust

Levi Johnston’s Rejected Book Titles and Their Covers

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

The 25 Hottest Tea Party Protesters

When to Say Retard

Rejected Google Background Images

Sarah Palin Writes an Advice Column

Levi Johnston’s Tax Preparation Doodles

2009 Douchebag Tournament Round 2, Day 1

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