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25 Not Particularly Devilish Devils

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Friday is our favorite day for sinning…filler, filler, segue into post about bad devil costumes.

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God Replies to Stevie Johnson’s Twitter

posted 11/29/2010
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Yesterday, after blowing an easy catch that would have won the game, Buffalo Bill’s wide receiver Stevie Johnson tweeted a message to God asking why he dropped the pass. Below you will find God’s reply, and the subsequent twitter exchang…

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Lucifer’s Diary, the Day After

posted 10/08/2010
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Dear Diary, Oh my God, I am retarded. Honestly, I do not know what the hell I was thinking. You would not believe how badly things went yesterday. Like, you don’t even know. The fiasco with dinosaurs, the bubbling, churning volcano thing,…

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The Devil Is Not Really A Cheese Guy

posted 05/21/2010
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Pat Robertson Blames Haitian Quake On Satanic Pact

posted 01/14/2010
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Well, if Pat Robertson is right (and he usually is) Haiti could use some Satanic intervention right about now to get them out of this jam. Maybe Satan would be willing to help the Haitian people out again if we just asked him nicely. All Sat…

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10 Letters From Satan

posted 05/15/2009
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Satan is pretty busy these days, but it’s nice to know that he still takes the time to sit down and write letters to his fans, followers, and business partners.

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Can Your Dog Do An Impression Of Satan?

posted 01/27/2009
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The only impression my dog can do is of a dog taking a shit on the floor. Other crap to look at: The new Miss America is kind of ripped (asylum) Snowboarding the Russian way (totallycrap) Strip Club manager shot (nothingtoxic) Pamela …

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Some Myspace Decisions Are Harder Than Others

posted 12/09/2008
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Whoevers Myspace page this is taken from is in a real dilemma. On the surface, this kind of looks like a no-brainer. Jesus wants to be their friend, while Satan wants to destroy them. But when you really think about it, how often do you get …

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If There Was A CNN.com In Hell

posted 11/13/2008
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CNN.com is the leading source of news for people on the earthly realm. But what most people don’t know is that it’s also the #1 source for news in hell, too. Here’s a screen grab from the homepage of CNN in Hades. Pl…

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Ashlee Simpson’s Dad Likes Money A Lot

posted 04/16/2008
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Remeber when you’d get into a fight with your dad because he’d walk into the living room naked when you were had friends over and when you’d tell him why that wasn’t cool he’d respond with “I ain’t wearing …

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Mario Chalmers’ King Of Kansas

posted 04/07/2008
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I’ve seen that really crappy Spike Lee movie with Ray Allen in it: If you’re a college basketball player, you get to do a lot of chicks. So I would imagine, if you’re a college basketball player that basically hits the game savin…

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25 Not Particularly Devilish Devils

God Replies to Stevie Johnson’s Twitter

Lucifer’s Diary, the Day After

The Devil Is Not Really A Cheese Guy

Pat Robertson Blames Haitian Quake On Satanic Pact

10 Letters From Satan

Can Your Dog Do An Impression Of Satan?

Some Myspace Decisions Are Harder Than Others

If There Was A CNN.com In Hell

Ashlee Simpson’s Dad Likes Money A Lot

Mario Chalmers’ King Of Kansas

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