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Kids Aren’t Hilariously Inappropriate. Crappy Photoshoppers Are.

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Kids being accidentally inappropriate is a curiously viral thing. These little tykes are so gosh-darn innocent, and so ludicrously bad at spelling, whenever they try to write something cute, it comes out evil, sexual, or sexually evil. Problem: ever…

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Great Failures From the Past: Devil Comes Back to Georgia

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“Devil Comes Back to Georgia” is the little-known sequel to “Devil Went Down to Georgia.” It might be the laziest song ever recorded, because it’s the EXACT SAME SONG as its prequel. Devil fiddle-duels Johnny again, pla…

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25 Not Particularly Devilish Devils

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Friday is our favorite day for sinning…filler, filler, segue into post about bad devil costumes.

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God Replies to Stevie Johnson’s Twitter

God Replies to Stevie Johnson’s Twitter

Yesterday, after blowing an easy catch that would have won the game, Buffalo Bill’s wide receiver Stevie Johnson tweeted a message to God asking why he dropped the pass. Below you will find God’s reply, and the subsequent twitter exchang…

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Lucifer’s Diary, the Day After

Lucifer’s Diary, the Day After

Dear Diary, Oh my God, I am retarded. Honestly, I do not know what the hell I was thinking. You would not believe how badly things went yesterday. Like, you don’t even know. The fiasco with dinosaurs, the bubbling, churning volcano thing,…

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The Devil Is Not Really A Cheese Guy

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Pat Robertson Blames Haitian Quake On Satanic Pact

Pat Robertson Blames Haitian Quake On Satanic Pact

  Well, if Pat Robertson is right (and he usually is) Haiti could use some Satanic intervention right about now to get them out of this jam. Maybe Satan would be willing to help the Haitian people out again if we just asked him nicely. All Sat…

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10 Letters From Satan

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Satan is pretty busy these days, but it’s nice to know that he still takes the time to sit down and write letters to his fans, followers, and business partners.      

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Can Your Dog Do An Impression Of Satan?

Can Your Dog Do An Impression Of Satan?

  The only impression my dog can do is of a dog taking a shit on the floor.   Other crap to look at: The new Miss America is kind of ripped (asylum) Snowboarding the Russian way (totallycrap) Strip Club manager shot (nothingtoxic) Pamela …

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Some Myspace Decisions Are Harder Than Others

Some Myspace Decisions Are Harder Than Others

  Whoevers Myspace page this is taken from is in a real dilemma. On the surface, this kind of looks like a no-brainer. Jesus wants to be their friend, while Satan wants to destroy them. But when you really think about it, how often do you get …

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If There Was A CNN.com In Hell

If There Was A CNN.com In Hell

CNN.com is the leading source of news for people on the earthly realm. But what most people don’t know is that it’s also the #1 source for news in hell, too. Here’s a screen grab from the homepage of CNN in Hades.     Pl…

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