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8 Unintentionally Gay Foods

8 Unintentionally Gay Foods

We’re not judging here or anything, we’re just making some observations of the nature of food products and the prevalence of sexuality in our culture as filtered through the minds of juvenile comedy writers.

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Now That He’s Gone…

Now That He’s Gone…

Rest in peace, Jimmy Dean.  For as long as we can remember, you’ve been the only sausage we’ve ever wanted in our mouth.  Here’s hoping this doesn’t happen next now that you’ve passed on.  

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The Fat 5: Beer Flavored Snacks

The Fat 5: Beer Flavored Snacks

The modern world is a marvel of technological innovation. You can watch porn on a bus, you can fly to work in a jetpack and you can clone sheep. You probably did all three already today. And the world of unhealthy snacks is no different, it&rsqu…

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How Would YOU Carry That Much Meat?

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And This Is How Bear Sausage Is Made

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So I Like Sausage. What’s It To You?

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A Flowchart That Describes 90% of All Porno Movies

A Flowchart That Describes 90% of All Porno Movies

Every guy at some point has wished they were a pornstar.  So, if that dream ever comes true, we’ve decided to help you out by showing you how to maneuver your way through 90% of the porno movies made.  

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The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built

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  Here at HolyTaco, we’re big sports fans. And we’re also big fans of eating piles of snack foods while we watch said sports. So, in honor of the Super Bowl and our need to cram our faces full of processed foods with funny names, …

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