Scarlett Johannson

ScarlettJohansonning is the new ‘ING’ The Internet Wants you to Think is a Thing

Hey, remember planking? Of course not. Same with owling and horsemaning. It’s sad those are things I can type in a context that, to you and me, makes sense. The internet, a small portion of it, likes to pretend these are huge trends and t…

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The Leaked Nude Photo Epidemic Has Reached Disturbing Hieghts

posted 09/15/2011
by Jim Tews

Scarlett Johannson recently joined the ranks of celebs who’ve had nude photos that were “stolen by hackers” and released online. Wether or not they were actually stolen could be disputed, but the fact remains that they, at some p…

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Scarlett Johansson Makes Out With Penelope Cruz

posted 08/04/2008
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I love when super models say stuff like “I’m really just a big nerd!” Meanwhile some dude in tenth grade who leads his own World Of Warcraft team just opened his locker to find a bag of shit in it. But I’m sure the super m…

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Scarlett Johansson Wants Special Treatment

posted 05/18/2008
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Every time I walk my dog, we walk past this big patch of thick ivy near my house and he takes a shit in the ivy. But then one day the person who owned the ivy patch came outside and was like “I don’t want your dog shitting in my ivy.&…

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