I love when super models say stuff like “I’m really just a big nerd!” Meanwhile some dude in tenth grade who leads his own World Of Warcraft team just opened his locker to find a bag of shit in it. But I’m sure the super model and he live very similar lives. Along the same lines as that, I think it’s pretty ridiculously stupid that Scarlett Johansson said this about the scene in her new film where she kisses Penolope Cruz, according to usmagazine.com:
“It’s really the least sexy thing you can ever imagine!” said Johansson.
Well, if it’s the least sexy thing you can imagine, then I deserve some sort of award because I just masturbated to it.
Anyway, this got me to thinking; obviously these two making out isn’t the least sexy thing I can imagine because I’ve walked in on my parents having sex, and to this day I can’t unimagine it. But aside from that, I think I’ve found something else that might hold the unsexy crown:
I think what pushes this over the edge for me is Hurley’s apparent disregard for the situation he’s in. Almost as if he’s embracing it in some kind of zen-like state.
Every time I walk my dog, we walk past this big patch of thick ivy near my house and he takes a shit in the ivy. But then one day the person who owned the ivy patch came outside and was like “I don’t want your dog shitting in my ivy.” So now I don’t let him shit there, but he’s basically refused to shit on walks unless it’s in this dude’s ivy. Not only that but even when I take him to soft grassy spots and beg him to shit, he looks at the grass, smells it, and then like, snorts in disgust as if to say “Please. I would NEVER shit here.” Life is all about what you’ve grown accustomed to. Just ask Scarlett Johannson. Celebitchy reports:
Scarlett Johansson was left at home in New York after a film studio refused to pay for the star’s bloated demands to attend the Cannes Film Festival to launch Woody Allen’s latest movie.
There was a problem over [the] hotel.
I’m pretty sure if Scarlett Johannson asked me to do anything, I’d first turn around and tuck the erection I had under my belt, then turn back around and say yes. What could she have possibly asked for in regards to a hotel room that was so “bloated?” I’m thinking it was something like this:
I’m totally feeling her with the midgets playing one on one, the huge rice krispy treat, the alcoholic monkey, the hot dog toaster, and both the Israeli and Palestinian flags, but Bob Wickman plays on the Braves now, not the Indians. I doubt he’d be down to stand outside all day in that jersey.
Normally, I’m not a big fan of posting movie trailers. Mostly because I think only comic book dorks and comic book nerds are the people who get excited for them. But this trailer for Vicky Cristina Barcelona will get all those heterosexual nerds and dorks excited because Scarlett Johannson and Penelope Cruz make-out at the 1:12 mark. Having watched the whole thing, I suggest you go straight there so you don’t have to see the psycho from No Country For Old Men making out with everyone else.
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