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The Sean Penn Rollercoaster of Awesome

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Sean Penn has a new movie coming out and the trailer is fascinating in hard to explain ways. It’s Sean Penn, but it’s also that dude from the Cure and there are French subtitles because it’s from Cannes or some such and he looks kind of like what …

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Alanis Morissette REALLY HAPPY For Ryan Reynolds

Alanis Morissette REALLY HAPPY For Ryan Reynolds

A couple weeks ago we posted a pic of Alanis Morissette displaying her hefty weight gain and surmised that it may have been because her ex-fiance Ryan Reynolds is marrying Scarlett Johansson. You can kind of tell in the pic above Reynolds was eith…

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Scarlett Johansson To Marry Ryan Reynolds

Scarlett Johansson To Marry Ryan Reynolds

My mom always said to me “Before you decide to get married , make sure your heart is filled with the utmost love and respect for the person you’re marrying.  Unless that person has really big perky titties but still manages a thin figur…

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Scarlett Johansson’s New Album Cover

Scarlett Johansson’s New Album Cover

If you’ve ever thought “I’m going to put out an album where all I do is cover Tom Waits songs,” well, I got bad news for you.  People.com reports: Scarlett Johansson‘s new album features covers of alternative troubadou…

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Would You Pay $40,000 for Scarlett Johansson?

Would You Pay $40,000 for Scarlett Johansson?

When I heard Eliot Spitzer paid $4,100 dollars an hour for his hooker, I thought that was a lot of money to pay for a hooker. You could buy a 2002 Hyundai Accent for that much. Although I think it’s probably more socially acceptable to pay fo…

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Win A Date With Scarlett Johansson

Win A Date With Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson Makes An offer – Watch more free videos So, at first, Scarlett Johansson let people bid on a chance to go to the premiere of her new movie “He’s Just Not That In To You,” that also stars Ben Affleck and Dre…

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Scarlett Johannson Hates People Who Can Hear

Scarlett Johannson Hates People Who Can Hear

I’m not sure what it is about some actors, but they’re never happy just being actors. They’re always like “Acting is just my job, but my passion is (insert pretentious hobby). It’s like they don’t want to be ac…

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Scarlett Johansson Won’t Have Sex With You Now

Scarlett Johansson Won’t Have Sex With You Now

If you figured Scarlett Johansson was sad and alone and that you were the one who would sweep her off her feet…well you’re a retard if you thought that. According to HollywoodRag.com she is now engaged to Ryan Reynolds: The ‘Lost …

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