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25 Halloween Movies that Aren’t Halloween

Every October your TV will get saturated with horror movies as TV stations lazily roll out a Halloween themed night or two. But just because it’s a horror movie doesn’t mean it’s a Halloween movie. There’s plenty of Hallow…

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Al Davis is a Goblin

posted 07/29/2011
by Ian Fortey

Al Davis runs the Oakland Raiders from an enchanted cave in a dark forest. Just sayin’.

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How to Make the Scariest Place on Earth: A Russian Playground

posted 02/11/2011
by Ian Fortey

How to Make the Scariest Place on Earth: A Russian Playground

Anyone who’s been functionally sober in a marketing class (our intern assures of us this) can tell you that, in order to sell something, whether it be a product or a service, you need to make it appealing. You need to make it attractive. Y…

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10 Worst Movies To Watch On a Date

posted 01/05/2011
by Jim Tews

Congrats! You finally got that girl from your community college english class to agree to come to your place and watch a movie with you. So many things to consider, you charming devil. What are you going to wear? What are you going to eat? What are…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Scary Sex vs Boring Sex

posted 07/02/2010
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When we took up the mantle here at Holy Taco we were told we had to engage in some social drinking in the office if we wanted to get anything done right. This was not a problem as most of us had been drinking mouthwash recreationally for years. Thi…

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Stupid Argument Friday: What’s Scarier, Killer Clowns or Killer Tomatoes?

posted 11/13/2009
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If there’s one thing we like more than eating other people’s lunches, it’s arguing about really stupid things, like what’s scarier: Killer Clowns, or Killer Tomatoes? Stupid Argument that Killer Clowns are Scar…

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Drunken Argument Friday: What’s Scarier, A Broken Condom or Choking Alone?

posted 10/30/2009
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If there’s one thing we like to do on Halloween more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like what’s scarier: a broken condom when you’re having sex with a prostitute, or choking when you’re hom…

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Letters to Annoying People on Halloween

posted 10/29/2009
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When someone says "Halloween", we think of three things: costumes, candy, and really annoying a-holes that do stupid things and ruin Halloween for the rest of us. Here are some letters written to those a-holes:

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How To: Convince Your Girlfriend That The House Is Haunted

posted 10/08/2009
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We got to go to a screening of Paranormal Activity recently, and it’s scary as hell (if it’s not playing in your area, you can go here and click the "Demand It" button to encourage distribution to your town). The movie go…

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