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What’s A Sure-Fire Way To Get An Extended Vacation? Fake Your Own Daughter’s Death!

If you’re human, there’s a good chance you’ve made up an elaborate lie that you’ve used to get a day off from work. There are the classic examples of faking an illness and the death of a grandmother, but rarely do we go to great lengths to give the…

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Holytaco Buzz: 8th Grader Show and Tell’s Pot Brownie

posted 10/26/2011
by Noah G

There are many ways to counter-act your middle school drug-ed: bringing in a pot brownie to share with your friends is one of them. That’s what an 8th grader at Kunismiller Creative Arts Academy did earlier this week and led to one of his fr…

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Holy Taco Wants you to Enroll in Break University

posted 08/03/2011
by Ian Fortey

Holy Taco Wants you to Enroll in Break University

Unknown Title – Watch more free videos Remember college? Are you in college? Did you drive buy a college once? Then Break U is for you. Break is gearing up for back to school with its own unique curriculum and we brought Mr. Belding along for…

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A Letter To My High School Guidance Counselor

posted 05/18/2011
by Jim Tews

Dear Mrs. Sewards, I hope this letter finds you well, It’s been over ten years since we last spoke. I’m writing you because I assume you find some satisfaction in hearing about the success of your former students. To say that I’m …

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Devry Institute of Technology Hygiene Memo

posted 10/18/2010
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A memo supposedly from Columbia School of Business is circulating online right now, and last year a similar story about Yale (or Harvard or some damn place) made the rounds. The gist of the story is that smart kids are smelly kids and when it come…

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The 5 Most Awesome Alternative Schools

posted 09/23/2010
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Education is valuable and precious and all that jazz, but what no one tells those kids in highschool when they’re trying to convince them to go to DeVry is that education is only worthwhile if it’s not completely retarded. So you can g…

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Celebrities Go Back to School

posted 09/07/2010
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All of us had to go to school at some point – except for idiots. Even your favorite celebrities. Yadda yadda, segue into an image-based article of celebrities photoshopped to be school children. Haha, priceless!

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My 4 Most Memorable Moments From College

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It’s back to school time and Holy Taco is nothing if not studious. Research shows that many of our readers are either in college or college educated. Or live within hitchhiking distance of a community college. In light of this, it seems li…

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What If R. Lee Ermey Were A 4th Grade Teacher?

posted 06/15/2010
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Alright, you little pecker stains! Straighten your backs and turn on your thinking caps, because today we’re going to learn about some kind of mathematical wizardry concocted by some slanty-eyed Commies! Those who get the problems corre…

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The Most Accurate Graph On Earth

posted 02/18/2010
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A Squared Plus B Squared = Puddin’ Pops!

posted 01/20/2010
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Sexy New Stuff From Lexus (MadeMan) Jimmie Johnson’s New Book (AllLeftTurns) 15 Celebrities Na’vi’s (ScreenJunkies) Nate Diaz is in Trouble (Cagepotato) CNN Doesn’t Understand The Internet (SuperTr…

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What’s A Sure-Fire Way To Get An Extended Vacation? Fake Your Own Daughter’s Death!

Holytaco Buzz: 8th Grader Show and Tell’s Pot Brownie

Holy Taco Wants you to Enroll in Break University

A Letter To My High School Guidance Counselor

Devry Institute of Technology Hygiene Memo

The 5 Most Awesome Alternative Schools

Celebrities Go Back to School

My 4 Most Memorable Moments From College

What If R. Lee Ermey Were A 4th Grade Teacher?

The Most Accurate Graph On Earth

A Squared Plus B Squared = Puddin’ Pops!

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