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25 Things to do on Spring Break when you don’t get Spring Break

Spring Break is the domain of children and young adults whose chief responsibilities include beer and tits. Man, that’s awesome. But this will only work for a few years after which time you’re going to have to think up a new Spring Break plan of a…

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The Inner Monologue of a Public School Bus Driver

posted 09/24/2012
by Ian Fortey

Drive. Just drive.

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What Back to School Means to You

posted 09/03/2012
by Ian Fortey

If you are not a silly child, or in possession of such things, then back to school hype is meaningless to you. You don’t need a lunch box or a pencil case or…what else do kids have? Sugar beets? I dunno.

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The 9 Types of People You Meet in College Dorms

posted 07/03/2012
by Ian Fortey

One of the greatest experiences in a person’s life is going to college. It’s the first big opportunity to leave home, interact with new people from vastly different background and viewpoints and to experience a richer life and understanding of the …

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Holytaco Buzz: 8th Grader Show and Tell’s Pot Brownie

posted 10/26/2011
by Noah G

There are many ways to counter-act your middle school drug-ed: bringing in a pot brownie to share with your friends is one of them. That’s what an 8th grader at Kunismiller Creative Arts Academy did earlier this week and led to one of his fr…

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Holy Taco Wants you to Enroll in Break University

posted 08/03/2011
by Ian Fortey

Holy Taco Wants you to Enroll in Break University

Unknown Title – Watch more free videos Remember college? Are you in college? Did you drive buy a college once? Then Break U is for you. Break is gearing up for back to school with its own unique curriculum and we brought Mr. Belding along for…

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A Letter To My High School Guidance Counselor

posted 05/18/2011
by Jim Tews

Dear Mrs. Sewards, I hope this letter finds you well, It’s been over ten years since we last spoke. I’m writing you because I assume you find some satisfaction in hearing about the success of your former students. To say that I’m …

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Devry Institute of Technology Hygiene Memo

posted 10/18/2010
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A memo supposedly from Columbia School of Business is circulating online right now, and last year a similar story about Yale (or Harvard or some damn place) made the rounds. The gist of the story is that smart kids are smelly kids and when it come…

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The 5 Most Awesome Alternative Schools

posted 09/23/2010
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Education is valuable and precious and all that jazz, but what no one tells those kids in highschool when they’re trying to convince them to go to DeVry is that education is only worthwhile if it’s not completely retarded. So you can g…

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Celebrities Go Back to School

posted 09/07/2010
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All of us had to go to school at some point – except for idiots. Even your favorite celebrities. Yadda yadda, segue into an image-based article of celebrities photoshopped to be school children. Haha, priceless!

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My 4 Most Memorable Moments From College

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It’s back to school time and Holy Taco is nothing if not studious. Research shows that many of our readers are either in college or college educated. Or live within hitchhiking distance of a community college. In light of this, it seems li…

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25 Things to do on Spring Break when you don’t get Spring Break

The Inner Monologue of a Public School Bus Driver

What Back to School Means to You

The 9 Types of People You Meet in College Dorms

Holytaco Buzz: 8th Grader Show and Tell’s Pot Brownie

Holy Taco Wants you to Enroll in Break University

A Letter To My High School Guidance Counselor

Devry Institute of Technology Hygiene Memo

The 5 Most Awesome Alternative Schools

Celebrities Go Back to School

My 4 Most Memorable Moments From College

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