Guest Column: Why NOT Create Anti-Gravity Mice?

September 10th, 2009 | 04:06 pm
Guest Column: Why NOT Create Anti-Gravity Mice?

 You may have heard that me and some of my scientist buddies have been messing around with some mice lately, making them float around in anti-gravity chambers for weeks on end.  A lot of people say things like, "Hey, Science...

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