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Beards Are Not Attractive. To Anyone. According To Science.

Hey, you, with the scraggly pubes on your face that you think makes you look mature, wise, and rugged. That thatch of barbershop dumpster contents you’ve got on your face that you call a “beard” isn’t as sexually appealing as you once thought. In fa…

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6 Ridiculous Research Studies

posted 08/17/2010
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For some reason, the laymen out there are convinced science is scientific. That’s not always the case, but you could see why the mistake is made. The thing you need to remember is that every scientist was once a university student and you c…

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In Search of the Giant Squid

posted 07/20/2010
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Scientificians are constantly working in laboratories and gymnasiums to come up with new and exciting products and monsters. Whether it be paint that nothing sticks to (and brother, I mean nothing) or cloned super cats that can do math and grow hu…

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Whooray Science!

posted 05/10/2010
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Nikki Sims Reads in the Spank Bank (GorillaMask) Booty Beanbags (Asylum) Getting Back Into the Game (AskMen) Finding The DTF Girl (BroBible) Penis Pumps Are Crazy (I-Am-Bored)

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Trees Are Whores

posted 05/07/2010
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More Fake Science!

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It’s a Tough Contest, But I’m Betting On Electricity in the 9th

posted 11/25/2009
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Guest Column: Why NOT Create Anti-Gravity Mice?

posted 09/10/2009
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You may have heard that me and some of my scientist buddies have been messing around with some mice lately, making them float around in anti-gravity chambers for weeks on end. A lot of people say things like, "Hey, Science Guys, h…

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How Ghetto is Your City?

posted 08/24/2009
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A few months ago, we posted a handy equation to help you figure out how white trash your city is. We didn’t want to overlook all the ghetto cities out there, though, so we came up with The Ghetto Formula, to help you determin…

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A Flowchart for Lying to Your Girlfriend

posted 05/12/2009
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Flowcharts are a great way to explain a process, but most of the time they’re used to explain boring things that nobody cares about. So we decided that we would use a flowchart to explain something useful, like how to lie to your girlfri…

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