Flowcharts are a great way to make sense out of confusing scenarios, and there's no scenario that's more confusing than trying to figure out what religion you should follow. That's why we've created this helpful flowchart to guide you through...
Last week we introduced our first "If They Had a Comic Book..." with Heidi and Spencer from the hills. This week we're taking on Scientology. Enjoy.
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I think I've figured out the secret to Scientology. They only let the lamest 1% of the population into their cult because ex-members—people who have denounced this wacky gang—can't speak out against it without sounding like totally lame shitheads. This guy is named Jason Beghe and apparently he's the first...
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Called the Oxford Capacity Analysis and administered by two Scientology volunteers, this will help you find the weak areas in your life. (Some example questions: "Is your voice...
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We got ahold of the Tom Cruise Scientology video that the scientologists played before they gave him his Butthole Trophy of Magnificent Award for lifelong achievement of being a cult member. (I'm totally getting killed for writing that sentence.) This video has...
Tom Cruise is to Scientology what cocaine is to a stripper's ass: If you hear about one, you'll probably hear about the other shortly.
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Cruise recently accepted the Freedom Medal of Valor award at an International Association of Scientologists Event.
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