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Pigs vs Scientology

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Pigs are the most maligned of all animals on Earth. Their very name is an insult, they wallow in filth and more than on major world religion forbids eating them at all. Not a lot of animals get damned by God. And speaking of religion, Scientology…

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25 Protestors Inspired by Guy Fawkes

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Remember Remember the 5th of November. Which is Guy Fawkes Day and it’s tomorrow and of course we don’t post galleries then, so you get this today. The original Guy Fawkes was part of a failed plot to assassinate a Protestant King. T…

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Why Will Smith and Jada Pinkett May Have Broken Up (But Maybe Didn’t)

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The world was rocked so hard on Tuesday by the revelation that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett had broken up there was an actual earthquake in Virginia felt all the way to New York, the hub of rocked revelationing. Often times looked to as the paradig…

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Scientology Letters

Scientology Letters

Scientology has been badly demonized for years when the truth of the matter is, most Scientologists are just like you and me, except crazier.  They wash their hair (crazily), they make dinner (crazily) and they pay their taxes do other stuff.&…

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A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow

A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow

 Flowcharts are a great way to make sense out of confusing scenarios, and there’s no scenario that’s more confusing than trying to figure out what religion you should follow.  That’s why we’ve created this helpful f…

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If Tom Cruise Had A Comic Book

If Tom Cruise Had A Comic Book

Last week we introduced our first “If They Had a Comic Book…” with Heidi and Spencer from the hills. This week we’re taking on Scientology. Enjoy. Other Stuff To Look At: If the USA had a Facebook page during the Civil War…

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Dr. Drew Apologizes To Scientology

Dr. Drew Apologizes To Scientology

When I went to high school, there was this one really weird crazy kid that no one made fun of no matter how much weird shit he did, because one time he bit the head off a dead bird during P.E. and ate lunch underneath this little bridge made for th…

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Even Ex-Scientologists Are Douche Bags

Even Ex-Scientologists Are Douche Bags

I think I’ve figured out the secret to Scientology. They only let the lamest 1% of the population into their cult because ex-members—people who have denounced this wacky gang—can’t speak out against it without sounding like …

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How To: Become a Scientologist

How To: Become a Scientologist

  Want to be cool like Kirstie Alley, Jenna Elfman and the rest of Hollywood’s A-list? Here’s your blueprint. 1. Take a free personality test Called the Oxford Capacity Analysis and administered by two Scientology volunteers, this will h…

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Hillary Clinton Is A Scientologist

Hillary Clinton Is A Scientologist

Hillary Clinton and Tom Cruise on the Campaign Tra – Watch more free videos Who wouldn’t vote for a Clinton/Cruise ticket this November?

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Tom Cruise Makes Totally Normal Scientology Video

Tom Cruise Makes Totally Normal Scientology Video

Tom Cruise is NUCKING FUTS! – Watch more free videos We got ahold of the Tom Cruise Scientology video that the scientologists played before they gave him his Butthole Trophy of Magnificent Award for lifelong achievement of being a cult member.…

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