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A Scene From Charlie Sheen’s New Sitcom

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by Jim Tews

Well, it’s happening everybody. Charlie Sheen is working on a new sitcom. You saw it coming, you can’t do anything to stop it, and the psychological damage is permanent. Much like your parents’ divorce. According to inside reports…

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Octomom Fetish Porn: The Leaked Script

posted 01/20/2011
by Ian Fortey

Octomom, aka Nadya Suleman, aka that crazy broad obsessed with Angelina Jolie, was back in the news this week with word that she had made a fetish video in which she, in a black corset, whips a man in a diaper. While TMZ is breaking the photos, Ho…

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Aliens 5: De-Resurrection The Unseen Script

posted 08/09/2010
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Holy Taco staffers are a wily bunch, which is to say we’re sponsored by an anonymous pharmaceutical giant from whom we scored a case of chloroform and that, in turn has resulted in us getting our hands on a lot of really rare stuff in the las…

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Me Love You Long Time or Else: North Korea’s First Porno

posted 06/16/2010
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INT – BEDROOM – DAY Madame SING-LI sits on her large, heart shaped bed, fanning herself with a pamphlet espousing the greatness of our Supreme Leader. The Supreme Leader is virile and has wonderful hair. Madame Sing-Li has a supple bo…

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“I Have Some Kind Of Moron Problem”

posted 04/16/2009
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I Have A Moron Problem – Watch more Funny Videos Our friends at EverythingIsTerrible and TVCarnage are having some sort of video war. I don’t understand what the parameters of what this war are, or what the winner gets for winning…

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Lindsay Lohan Is A Bi-Sexual

posted 11/10/2008
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Today Lindsay Lohan told Usmagazine that she is in fact, bi-sexual. If you’re wondering how this will affect your life, it probably won’t. But personally, it’s going to affect my life. Specifically, itR…

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Diablo Cody Hates People Who Hate Her

posted 09/18/2008
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Diablo Cody is upset. Apparently there are some people out there who absolutely hated Juno, and that just makes her want to kill their ugly faces. Luckily, Diablo (or “Devil” to our friends south of the border) is not prone to violenc…

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A Scene From Charlie Sheen’s New Sitcom

Octomom Fetish Porn: The Leaked Script

Aliens 5: De-Resurrection The Unseen Script

Me Love You Long Time or Else: North Korea’s First Porno

“I Have Some Kind Of Moron Problem”

Lindsay Lohan Is A Bi-Sexual

Diablo Cody Hates People Who Hate Her

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