Sean Penn has a new movie coming out and the trailer is fascinating in hard to explain ways. It’s Sean Penn, but it’s also that dude from the Cure and there are French subtitles because it’s from Cannes or some such and he looks kind of like what …
Welcome to HolyTaco’s 2009 Douchebag Tournament. It’s the only tournament in the world that pits 64 douchebags in a winner-take-all tourney, voted on by you, to determine who is crowned the Biggest Douchebag of 2009.
We to…
Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the 1st Holy Tacoscars. We don’t have a host, but if we did, it’d be these guys:
Now, on to the awards:
BEST PICTURE….TO LOOK AT WHEN I WANT TO HOLD OFF AN ORGASM:
Elton John, Harrison Ford, Cali…