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The Morning Jolt: The Gate Show

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by Ian Fortey

Had to give you another episode of Fred Stoller’s the Gate Show, because this shit is funny. Plus, ya know, Bob Saget.

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The Inner Monologues of a Disposable Foot Soldier from a Video Game

The Inner Monologues of a Disposable Foot Soldier from a Video Game

posted 06/01/2010
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Tuesday, 2:15 A.M. Well, today has been exciting. Donald, Ben and I have all been standing around for about 4 hours patrolling a completely random segment of open area that was sprinkled with a few strategically placed explosive barrels. I&rsq…

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Osama Bin Laden Lives In Colombia

posted 01/30/2008
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Wow. This takes balls. My favorite part is that he thinks that as a security guard, if he dresses like Osama Bin Laden, instead of people being like “Holy Shit, that’s Osama Bin Laden!,” people will be like “Whoa, thatR…

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