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Losing Your Virginity: A Step-By-Step Guide

Losing Your Virginity: A Step-By-Step Guide

Let’s jump right in to this: your first sexual experience will be a failure on par with that terrible memory you have of that time you forgot your lines in the school play and, in lieu of dialogue, you chose to urinate all over your Tin Man c…

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How Fortey Gets Busy

How Fortey Gets Busy

I don’t like to be too autobiographical in what I write because, as a professional, I need to keep a certain amount of distance and, as a fearful human being, I’m afraid of gaggles of internet hooligans learning too much about me. You s…

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Wouldn’t You Like To Be Met With A Sexy Hello, Soft Music, And Candlelight?

Wouldn’t You Like To Be Met With A Sexy Hello, Soft Music, And Candlelight?

  As the narrator points out, seduction doesn’t just have to happen in the bedroom. It can happen in you car, in the woods, or in a public place. But I’m pretty sure "seduction in the woods" is known by it’s more co…

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