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Soon You Will Be Able to Un-Ironically Say You Own a Jet Pack

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Remember that time we were all lied to by science? The time we were all told we’d all have jet packs by now? Well, it seems science wasn’t lying to us as much as it was just trying to stall as it stood in front of a curtain we were all …

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5 People Besides Junior Seau Who Drove Off A Cliff

posted 10/19/2010
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NFL linebacker Junior Seau made headlines yesterday by driving his car off a cliff. This would make total sense if he was still playing for the San Diego Chargers, but Seau is retired. Today he was released from the hospital after being treated for…

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Segway Owner Killed by Segway: The Day Irony Fought Back

posted 09/27/2010
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Every so often you’ll read something so over the top morbid it becomes instantly hilarious. Unless you’re related to Jimi Heselden, in which case this will all be very tasteless. That said, Jimi Heselden was a multi-millionaire who pu…

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