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The Morning Jolt – Justin Bieber’s Official Response to the Baby Drama

The Morning Jolt – Justin Bieber’s Official Response to the Baby Drama

Our friend Ross is back delving into just how Justin Bieber feels about being accused of muddying a gene pool. This seems totally reasonable in every way.

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Selena Gomez Addams

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Is it just me or does this look like Jonathan Taylor Thomas?

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Look Into Michele Bachmann’s Eyes!

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An Open Letter to the Nude Sculpture of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

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Hey nude sculpture of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. How are you? Nude, obviously, but otherwise, is everything good? I’m good too. I just want you to know I’ve been thinking about you. Not because of our past or anything, you’re pretty new. …

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11 Rejected Ramona and Beezus Movie Titles

11 Rejected Ramona and Beezus Movie Titles

Tween girl opus Ramona and Beezus opens this Friday and obviously Holy Taco staff have been in line for the last month for tickets.  For those who don’t know, the movie is based on a book by Beverly Cleary, who we hear is a lady who writ…

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Miley Cyrus Says No More Miley Cyruseseses

Miley Cyrus Says No More Miley Cyruseseses

Miley Cyrus is letting everybody know, there can be only one Miley Cyrus. Usmagazine.com reports: The 15-year-old Hannah Montana star tells Extra, “I don’t think there could be a next Miley.” There can’t be another Miley? …

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