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Have The Flu? Your Semen Is Probably To Blame

Have you ever been knee deep in your lady, give some of that really good sex stuff, then reached the point of climax, and then punctuated it with a vigorous string of sneezes, a high fever, burning eyes, and the hocking-up of phlegm? If so, then …

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Necklace of a “Pearl Necklace

posted 10/20/2010
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Do you find yourself thinking back wistfully on all of those great moments in your life when your male sexual partner splattered his seed on your neck, thus creating the glistening neck accessory called a pearl necklace? Do you wish you coul…

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Resolved Questions: Immunity To Husband’s Semen?

posted 09/23/2010
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Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Shad – O’s Gurl. Shad – O’s Gurl writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “this is actually true.”

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Inner Monologue of a Sperm Donor

posted 11/23/2009
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Okay, this is easy. All I have to do is jerk off into a little plastic cup. That’s easy. I jerk off into an old t-shirt three times a day. This is no problem. Why am I so nervous? Is there a camera in here? I’d better just ma…

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The 7 Deadly Sins of Sharing a Bathroom

posted 09/28/2009
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When you’re sharing a bathroom with a roommate, spouse, or girlfriend, there are tons of rules of etiquette that come into play. Everyone knows the basic rules, like changing the toilet paper roll when it’s empty, and using pre-des…

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Your Mom’s Favorite Bread…Oohhhhh!!!!!!

posted 04/27/2009
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Have The Flu? Your Semen Is Probably To Blame

Necklace of a “Pearl Necklace

Resolved Questions: Immunity To Husband’s Semen?

Inner Monologue of a Sperm Donor

The 7 Deadly Sins of Sharing a Bathroom

Your Mom’s Favorite Bread…Oohhhhh!!!!!!

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