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The Morning Crap – Human Centipede 2 Trailer

The Morning Crap – Human Centipede 2 Trailer

Normally we post one video in the morning but this trailer just came out and we’d be remiss if we didn’t share it. Not because we want you to see this movie, if anything IFC should be ashamed to have their name on this half-baked turd …

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What Happens in the Human Centipede 2?

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The Australian teaser for Human Centipede 2 has dropped (that’s what internet people say to sound hip, or “hep” if you will) and let me assure you, this movie probably has so many faces sewn to asses, you will come close to filling your quota after…

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25 Ideas for the Rise of the Planet of the Apes Sequel

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes was a pretty cool movie that leaves the door wide open for part two, which we recommend be called either Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2: Rise Harder or Plateauing of the Planet of the Apes. Without giving too much …

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25 Ways to Market the Human Centipede Sequel and Make it More Viewer Friendly

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The Human Centipede II has been banned in the UK as the British have decided there’s no non-preposterous way to classify a movie that is apparently solely focused on a guy who wants to hump a human centipede and maybe poop on it. And, let’s be fa…

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25 Ideas for Human Centipede 2

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I feel like a bit of a failure in that I only just saw the Human Centipede. I lined up every day at my local theater to get tickets but for some reason it never played there. Lucky for me Netflix has a special f*cktarded category and Human Centip…

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Tom Cruise Is Not In Top Gun 2

Tom Cruise Is Not In Top Gun 2

First, they told Tom Cruise he couldn’t be in the next Mission Impossible. Now they’ve entered a highway to the danger zone. Perezhilton.com reports: Rumors have been circulating that Top Gun will soon have a sequel made, however, Tom…

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