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The 2014 NBA Playoff Coaches and Their Serial Killer Equivalents


NBA coaches and serial killers have a lot in common; they’re both cerebral, crafty, and obsessive to a degree, yet simultaneously prone to bouts of maniacal rage and unjustified cruelty towards figures of authority. Just look at this year̵…

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8 Super Fun Serial Killer Songs


Serial killing has become all the rage since Anthony Hopkins made it irascibly charming in the 1990s and true crime drama allowed every pseudo slug who enjoys a James Patterson book to sit at home and be an amateur “profiler” no matter how inaccurat…

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Michele Bachmann May Want to Serially Murder You

Crazy eyed Michele Bachmann

Michelle Bachmann is not just diabolically stupid, she’s diabolical. Just the regular kind. Plus stupid, but you can read about that anywhere. Remember when she said there were no studies that showed CO2 was a dangerous gas? Ha ha…yeah. But no…

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