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Gallery: 18 Creepy Elmo Pictures

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At a certain point, I’m going to have to explain to my two-year-old that Elmo is not real — he’s just a puppet, controlled by an ordinary human man with a taste for male jailbait.

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Sesame Street Youtube Channel Hacked, Filled With Porn

Sesame Street

Imagine being a child that’s thirsty for edutainment. As such, you are a massive fan of the legendary PBS show Sesame Street. You love Elmo, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, the whole gang. You love tuning in to their friendly exploits week in and week o…

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Call Me The MILF Man: 9 Muppets I’d Like to F***

Call Me The MILF Man: 9 Muppets I’d Like to F***

It’s not easy being reamed… I love the Muppets…a lot! As a child, I was a huge fan. Kermit and the gang, the guys from “Sesame Street,” the Fraggels: whatever the type, I loved them all. As I grew older, my feelings fo…

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Shut the Hell Up About Katy Perry’s Rack

Shut the Hell Up About Katy Perry’s Rack

By Oscar the Grouch I’ve been doing this awful show for 41 years, and during that time, I’ve had the privilege of witnessing cameos from some real hot skanks. Kelly Bundy herself, Christina Applegate, somehow blew her way onto the set. …

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Get It?

Get-It

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Vampire Fight!

Vampire-Fight

Threats of Brock Lesnar (BleacherReport)   Erin Andrews is Dancing (TotalProSports)   Star Trek for Christians (Manofest)   Monica Hansen Hotness (Coed)   Dont Diss Britney, Ke$ha (LemonDrop)   Friday Photobombs (TheChive) &…

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Sesame Street Taught Us Everything We Know

Sesame Street Taught Us Everything We Know

When I first watched this clip, I thought "Huh. That’s weird.  I don’t remember Sesame Street being so dirty."  Then I realized that I say all of the words in this clip much more than I actually use any letters of the…

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These Dogs Can Cook Better Than You

These Dogs Can Cook Better Than You

  It would probably break some sort of FDA and FCC regulations, but I don’t care, The Food Network really needs to give these guys a show. They aren’t nearly as hairy as Emeril, so maybe it would work out after all.   Other Cr…

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