Sexting, or, "sex texting," is becoming a big problem among America's teens. Luckily for parents, a lot of sites are posting some common sexting terms used by teenagers so they can keep tabs on what their children are up to. But these days,...
Sometimes girls treat sex like Forrest Gump treats talking to strangers: regardless of the circumstances, they just refuse to give it up. Keep this Sex Excuses Bingo Card close to your bed (or wherever you bone most often) and check the excuses off as you go (a word of warning,...
Helping a girl move is like sitting through a screening of Beverly Hills Chihuahua with a clothespin on your ballsack: it's completely miserable, it hurts like hell, and you gain absolutely nothing from it. Most girls have no idea how to move, which is why they're asking for your help,...
If you're like us, you enjoy writing letters to girls that you've had one night stands with, just to let them know that you had a good time, or you learned some new moves, or whatever. Y'know, the standard "one night stand follow-up letter" stuff. But what if those letters...
Girlfriends are a lot like volcanoes: they're fascinating and mysterious, and at any time they can explode and completely blow your head off. I might be confusing volcanoes with those collars from the movie Scanners. Anyway, here's a flowchart to help you determine if your girlfriend is cheating on you:
Flowcharts are a good way to organize your thoughts and get a better grasp on a complex situation. That's why we've created this helpful flowchart to help you determine if the chick that you're about to bang is too fat for you:
If you're a modern Somali Pirate, you can charge your victims for expenses incurred while holding a ship hostage in addition to the ransom that you're demanding. That's like someone crapping on your face, and then making you buy baby wipes and forcing you to clean their ass for them. ...
When you're out on a date, it's hard to avoid wondering whether or not the night is going to end with you having sex. With that in mind, we've created this handy flowchart to help you determine whether or not your going to have sex at the end of your...
Summer Camp is an important experience in every young boy's life. Camp is the place where some of the most formative events of your adolescent existence occur. So, for all the 9-14 year olds out there who regularly read Holy Taco, we've prepared a list of the 8 Things That...
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