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Sarah Jessica’s Having Twins!

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If Movie Posters Were Honest

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We here at The Taco hate when people lie to us.  So, we like to show you what t.v. shows and ads are really saying.  But more than anything, we wish movies posters would be honest with us, so that we know what we’re getting before we…

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Yogi Issues Payback to Sarah Jessica Horseface

Yogi Issues Payback to Sarah Jessica Horseface

Yogi Berra and Sarah Jessica Parker – Watch more free videos During last night’s All-Star Game, Joe Buck was interviewing Yogi Berra in the booth and Yogi started complaining about all the photo ops he had to do. Buck asked him about Sar…

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Sex And The City Sequel: Pray For Death

Sex And The City Sequel: Pray For Death

This morning I woke up and I didn’t have an erection. The last time that happened, Reagan was in office, and Scott Baio was still delighting TV fans weekly as an incorrigible nanny to three suburban white children. So I wondered this morni…

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Cynthia Nixon Is Dating 14-Year-Old Boy

Cynthia Nixon Is Dating 14-Year-Old Boy

I thought Sex and the City’s Cynthia Nixon was a card-carrying lesbian. I heard this rumor that she lived in Brooklyn with her girlfriend of four years. But this photo clearly shows her dating a handsome young man who looks like the winner of…

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Sex And The City Movie Crapaganza!

Sex And The City Movie Crapaganza!

A few years ago, my penis and I wrote up a contract laying out some basic rules both of us needed to follow. Some of the highlights were, “I, Penis, hereby promise to not become erect when at any beach and or water park,” and “I,…

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Sex And The City: The Real Version

Sex And The City: The Real Version

So, it’s being reported today in people.com that Miley Cyrus watches the TBS “edited down version” of Sex And The City, so that she doesn’t see an inappropriate content. “The show she watches is completely sanitized. S…

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Can All Sex And The City Characters Die?

Can All Sex And The City Characters Die?

I’ve never seen Sex and The City, but once at Easter my Grandma got drunk and told a story about giving oral sex to my Grandpa, and I’m guessing the show is basically just hours of that.  So, it’s with no great sorrow I report one…

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