Sarah Jessica Parker Love Doll?

This my friends, is a Sarah Jessica Parker love doll found on a German site called bildschirmarbeiter.com, by a reader who wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons.  Why you would want a SJP love doll, I have no idea.  It’d be like be going to The Home Depot for lunch.

I swear to  you I did not make this in photoshop.  If I had, I would have used an actual picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and not what is clearly a transvestite who shockingly looks almost exactly like SJP.  Plus, if I could come up with both “Sarah Jessica Porkher” and “She Loves Sex In Her Shitty,” I wouldn’t be wasting my time as a blogger, I’d be show running “Two and a Half Men.”  The greatest part about this is that this website offers several of these celebrity love dolls and none of the models look ANYTHING like the celebrities.  Take a look at J-Lo’s, or should I say “J-Ho’s.”  I’m pretty sure this was just the first hispanic woman that walked past their office.

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