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On The Subjects Of Porn, Male Sexual Urges, and Relationships

Porn is not a big deal for guys. It’s ordinary. It’s just another thing. It’s like the random shit you pull out of your pockets after a long day out doing chores and toss on to your dresser, like “I don’t want to sort through this shit, so, here, yo…

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This Dude Had Sex with an Alien

posted 01/25/2012
by Ian Fortey

Our friends at Regretful Morning posted this tale of a man who says he did an alien, and then passed a lie detector. This is probably all very genuine. But also, what a perv.

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Ostriches Want To Have Sex With Us

posted 01/16/2012
by Luis Prada

Have you ever stared deeply in to the eyes of an ostrich and felt as though you were being held in the arms of a tender lover? Wait…did you just say yes? Hey, everybody reading this: let’s all point and laugh at the one guy that actually said yes! H…

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Classic Taco – A Flowchart to Determine if you Should Fap to It

posted 01/07/2012
by Ian Fortey

Everyday, people all over the world encounter hundreds of things that they could easily masturbate to, and sometimes it’s difficult to determine if you should or shouldn’t jerk off to something. That’s why we’ve created this…

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Stephen Hawking Spends Most of His Days Thinking About Boobs

posted 01/06/2012
by Luis Prada

Stephen Hawking. He’s one of the smartest people to have ever lived, and even he, in his infinite, universally expansive wisdom, has no goddamn clue how women function. In an interview with New Scientist magazine, Hawking was asked what he thinks a…

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2011 in Christmas Sex on the Internet

posted 12/26/2011
by Ian Fortey

This time of year, the headlines are dominated by seasonal fluff. If you want to make your fluff standout, you need to put in the extra effort required to make it titillating and nothing elates tits more than a bit of the old Christmas nasty. Wit…

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Pondering The Impracticalities of Having Sex While Riding A Waterslide

posted 12/06/2011
by Luis Prada

Being sexually adventurous is a nice thing that can spice up any relationship. Though, there is a certain line of silliness and impracticality that people cross every once in a while in an attempt to reach their version of sexual nirvana. Recently,…

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Testing 6 Sexual Aphorisms

posted 12/02/2011
by Ian Fortey

The world is full of all manner of sayings, each with a greater or lesser degree of pointlessness, meant to tell us something about something. Some are poignant, some are idiotic and some are about bumping uglies. Let’s peruse some of the world’s …

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Men Think About Sex 18 Times A Day, Says Study; Not Every Seven Seconds

posted 11/30/2011
by Luis Prada

You know that absurd statistic about how men think about sex “every seven seconds”? You know, the stat you’ve been hearing about your entire life but have never once had sourced, or have seen any official documentation about? Well, it turns out it …

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According To Science, WiFi Kills Sperm. To Put It Another Way, WiFi Is A Contraceptive

posted 11/29/2011
by Luis Prada

If you and your lady have been trying to have a baby but your sperm just isn’t finding its way to the egg, then you should probably stop having sex while amid the invisible fog of your home’s WiFi connection and you should probably stop ejaculating…

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Baconlube, For Those Times When Your Lover’s Genitals Aren’t Porky Enough

posted 11/17/2011
by Luis Prada

I can’t even count the number of times I’ve engaged my genitals in a sexual act with another person and thought that this situation would be so much better if the scent of fried pork punched itself out of our nether regions each and every time I th…

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On The Subjects Of Porn, Male Sexual Urges, and Relationships

This Dude Had Sex with an Alien

Ostriches Want To Have Sex With Us

Classic Taco – A Flowchart to Determine if you Should Fap to It

Stephen Hawking Spends Most of His Days Thinking About Boobs

2011 in Christmas Sex on the Internet

Pondering The Impracticalities of Having Sex While Riding A Waterslide

Testing 6 Sexual Aphorisms

Men Think About Sex 18 Times A Day, Says Study; Not Every Seven Seconds

According To Science, WiFi Kills Sperm. To Put It Another Way, WiFi Is A Contraceptive

Baconlube, For Those Times When Your Lover’s Genitals Aren’t Porky Enough

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