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How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)

So, you want to fulfill the boner-infused dreams of every teenager in existence, good for you! It’s the greatest gift a person can give to themselves to just bust loose and have such a great time you either remember it forever and remember absolute…

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Study: Men Prefer Pink Vaginas To Red Ones

posted 04/20/2012
by Luis Prada

As a kid, if I had known that being a scientist not only meant being in a lab filled with chalkboards and bubbling cauldrons of smoking green liquid, but also being able to ask other guys what kinds of vagains they prefer, I would have immediately p…

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How to Make Love to Jon Hamm

posted 03/14/2012
by Ian Fortey

So you’ve decided to make love to suave bad ass Jon Hamm, good for you! You have made a fine choice and will likely not get VD as he seems like a very tidy man. Of all the handsome, chiseled actors making a name for themselves, he’s one of the mos…

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5 Things Easily Found Online That Would Scar You in Real Life

posted 03/09/2012
by Ian Fortey

The internet is one of mankind’s greatest achievements – a near limitless tool for connecting people the world over and sharing the entirety of human knowledge. It’s literally the closest thing we have to a manifestation of God, if you think about …

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4 Things We Keep Doing (And Keep Regretting)

posted 03/05/2012
by Ian Fortey

Everyone has regrets. Your friends, your coworkers, my parents, the world is full of people who made bad choices and lived to feel bad about it, but maybe it’s a learning experience that we are able to feel regret, something we can internalize and …

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Valentine’s Day Q&A With Yahoo! Answers

posted 02/14/2012
by Luis Prada

Today is the day you’re supposed to tell your girlfriend or boyfriend, husband or wife, how much you like them, hoping desperately they take the hint and willingly put your genitals in their mouth; maybe even in other holes, if you play your cards r…

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9 Valentines Sex Scenes to Get You In the Mood

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by Ian Fortey

It’s Valentine’s Day! Are you ready to be intimate? We sure are. The best way to engage in such intimacy is to learn from masters and who better to teach you than the Hollywood elite? We’ve assembled a pastiche of some of the hottest sex scenes in f…

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On The Subjects Of Porn, Male Sexual Urges, and Relationships

posted 01/27/2012
by Luis Prada

Porn is not a big deal for guys. It’s ordinary. It’s just another thing. It’s like the random shit you pull out of your pockets after a long day out doing chores and toss on to your dresser, like “I don’t want to sort through this shit, so, here, yo…

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This Dude Had Sex with an Alien

posted 01/25/2012
by Ian Fortey

Our friends at Regretful Morning posted this tale of a man who says he did an alien, and then passed a lie detector. This is probably all very genuine. But also, what a perv.

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Ostriches Want To Have Sex With Us

posted 01/16/2012
by Luis Prada

Have you ever stared deeply in to the eyes of an ostrich and felt as though you were being held in the arms of a tender lover? Wait…did you just say yes? Hey, everybody reading this: let’s all point and laugh at the one guy that actually said yes! H…

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Classic Taco – A Flowchart to Determine if you Should Fap to It

posted 01/07/2012
by Ian Fortey

Everyday, people all over the world encounter hundreds of things that they could easily masturbate to, and sometimes it’s difficult to determine if you should or shouldn’t jerk off to something. That’s why we’ve created this…

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How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)

Study: Men Prefer Pink Vaginas To Red Ones

How to Make Love to Jon Hamm

5 Things Easily Found Online That Would Scar You in Real Life

4 Things We Keep Doing (And Keep Regretting)

Valentine’s Day Q&A With Yahoo! Answers

9 Valentines Sex Scenes to Get You In the Mood

On The Subjects Of Porn, Male Sexual Urges, and Relationships

This Dude Had Sex with an Alien

Ostriches Want To Have Sex With Us

Classic Taco – A Flowchart to Determine if you Should Fap to It

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