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5 Things Everything Must Like to Be Normal

In the 50s, if TV hasn’t lead me astray, everyone knew what normal was. Everyone wanted to be normal and abnormal was uncool. Then sometime in the 90s people started saying “what’s normal anyway?” and we decided to accept all kinds of insanity all…

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How to BS Your Way to Booty

posted 08/30/2010
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If you thought there was absolutely nothing interesting going on in North Dakota, you were right. That’s what makes this ridiculous story so hard to believe. Ryne Anderson broke up with a girl and then, over the course of a few months, sent…

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How to Have Cyber Sex in 1999

posted 08/26/2010
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Cyber sex was the reason many of us bought computers way back when. It was a glorious time. Texas Instruments was the top tech company, the Bay City Rollers were burning up the airwaves and Al Capone was making a name for himself in Chicago. Yep…

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Dr. McDicksplosion’s Tips On Manly Man-ness: Making A Baby

posted 08/24/2010
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What up, sissies? It’s Dr. McDicksplosion, again, here to give you advice that you don’t want but will bend over and be forcefully spoon fed in your butt mouth with my spoon penis that I’ll tell you is an airplane (but it&rs…

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25 Skanky Animals

posted 08/07/2010
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You may not have noticed, but the internet seems to be wall-to-wall smut most days. And it’s not just human-folk tramping it up, oh no. Animals are just as nasty.

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Shemales Are The Topic Of This Week’s Resolved Questions

posted 08/05/2010
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Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Ralph Urnershilben. Ralph writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: "If there is sperm There is baby making" Shemales are a curious thing. Not only are they a ponderous pe…

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5 Women as Desperate as Men

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If nothing else, Holy Taco is about getting laid. We’re obligated to begin this article with that sentence even though it’s totally untrue. There are people who work here who haven’t even heard of sex before. If that’s no…

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How Fortey Gets Busy

posted 07/26/2010
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I don’t like to be too autobiographical in what I write because, as a professional, I need to keep a certain amount of distance and, as a fearful human being, I’m afraid of gaggles of internet hooligans learning too much about me. You s…

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Flow Chart to Determine if Your Are a Sex Addict

posted 07/17/2010
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5 Terror Alerts for Picking Up Chicks

posted 07/15/2010
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Terror alerts have fallen by the wayside in recent years as we’ve proved ourselves to be safe from everything. But man, they were a real comedy chestnut a few years ago, so why not dust them off again?

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56 Situationally Appropriate Euphemisms

posted 07/12/2010
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Every so often in life, the time comes when we can’t, in good conscience, just come out and say what we mean. But what we mean still must be said. So we rely on the euphemism. And while they’re guaranteed to be hilario…

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9 Band Names You Didn’t Know Were Sexual

posted 07/07/2010
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This is a guest article by Alex Sargeant. He dreams of Barenaked Ladies on his Spacehog. Before you get to thick meat of this article, I want to share with you what I gleamed while researching it. Are you ready for this? It’s paradigm s…

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5 Things Everything Must Like to Be Normal

How to BS Your Way to Booty

How to Have Cyber Sex in 1999

Dr. McDicksplosion’s Tips On Manly Man-ness: Making A Baby

25 Skanky Animals

Shemales Are The Topic Of This Week’s Resolved Questions

5 Women as Desperate as Men

How Fortey Gets Busy

Flow Chart to Determine if Your Are a Sex Addict

5 Terror Alerts for Picking Up Chicks

56 Situationally Appropriate Euphemisms

9 Band Names You Didn’t Know Were Sexual

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