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For the Ladies: Seven Reasons You Should Consider Anal Sex

Begging for forgiveness

Try it, you’ll love it. No seriously. Trust me.

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6 Things the New Iraq Needs

6 Things the New Iraq Needs

So all our soldiers are back in America now right? Something like that. If not today then soon as we have ended all wars and probably we won’t have another one until those Swedes push us a bit too far. Since 2001, we have brought freedom a…

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Resolved Questions: Straight Sex With Gay Guy?

Resolved Questions: Straight Sex With Gay Guy?

Today’s question comes to us via Yahoo! Answers user Shelby. Shelby writes:  

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How to Get Dumped

How to Get Dumped

If you’re a social malcontent, you may suffer the same issues we do whereby you suffer the inability to break up in a proper, mature fashion with another human being. Instead, not wanting to have that guilt on your shoulders, you simply forc…

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I Really Want To Find A Suitcase Full Of Money

I Really Want To Find A Suitcase Full Of Money

  As we grow up we are indoctrinated with the idea that we need a life plan, two life plans, in fact.  One major career goal and one backup in-case the first one doesn’t work out. I went thought many major career goals as I grew:&nb…

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How To Read A Book

How To Read A Book

Man, with all this internet stuff nowadays, DVR’s recording all the shows that we want to watch, and all of those video games I want to play, it’s getting harder and harder to sit down with a good book and indulge in the craft and beaut…

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Maury Povich Hires a Hooker

Maury Povich Hires a Hooker

The Downside of Teaching Robots to Lie

The Downside of Teaching Robots to Lie

For those of you who don’t read crappy British tabloids, the Daily Mail is reporting that scientists at the Georgia Institute of Technology are developing robots that can "deceive humans and even hide from their enemies." I found th…

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Losing Your Virginity: A Step-By-Step Guide

Losing Your Virginity: A Step-By-Step Guide

Let’s jump right in to this: your first sexual experience will be a failure on par with that terrible memory you have of that time you forgot your lines in the school play and, in lieu of dialogue, you chose to urinate all over your Tin Man c…

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An Open Letter to the Makers of K-Y “Yours and Mine Sex Lube

An Open Letter to the Makers of K-Y “Yours and Mine Sex Lube

To Whom It May Concern, On the night of Sunday, August 22, 2010, I purchased a box of K-Y® YOURS+MINE® couples lubricant at a local drug store for $21.64. I do not purchase lubricants on a regular basis, so I don’t know the going rat…

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How to BS Your Way to Booty

How to BS Your Way to Booty

If you thought there was absolutely nothing interesting going on in North Dakota, you were right. That’s what makes this ridiculous story so hard to believe. Ryne Anderson broke up with a girl and then, over the course of a few months, sent…

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How to Have Cyber Sex in 1999

How to Have Cyber Sex in 1999

Cyber sex was the reason many of us bought computers way back when. It was a glorious time. Texas Instruments was the top tech company, the Bay City Rollers were burning up the airwaves and Al Capone was making a name for himself in Chicago. Yep…

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