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5 Things Everything Must Like to Be Normal

In the 50s, if TV hasn’t lead me astray, everyone knew what normal was. Everyone wanted to be normal and abnormal was uncool. Then sometime in the 90s people started saying “what’s normal anyway?” and we decided to accept all kinds of insanity all…

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The Dos and Don’ts of Soul Selling

posted 06/02/2010
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When it comes to home equity, some of us come up short. Luckily, you never need to worry about having a few extra dollars worth of value on you provided you have a soul. It’s the one way the faithful can stick it to atheists. Take t…

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How to Make Love to Christopher Walken

posted 06/01/2010
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So you’ve decided to go all the way with popular character actor Christopher Walken, good for you. Pat yourself on the back for a fine choice. Of all the frightening, grizzled actors in Hollywood today (Lance Henrikson, Clint Eastwoo…

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9 People Who Kill The Mood During Sex

posted 05/26/2010
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There are a lot of "do and don’t"’s during a sexual encounter that most people have a very little trouble following. (i.e. – DO insert your penis, but DON’T sneeze during intercourse). But some people always seem to…

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How Much Should You Charge For Your Sex Tape?

posted 05/20/2010
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Kendra Wilkinson just sold hers for $100k, plus some on the back end (pun intended). So how much could you sell your sex tape for?

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How Delonte West Hooked Up With Lebron’s Mom

posted 05/18/2010
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Ever since the world found out that I’ve been banging Lebron James’s mom, a lot of people have been asking me how one might go about hooking up with the mother of their own friend. Whenever I’m posed with that question, I u…

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What NOT To Do At An Orgy

posted 05/12/2010
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Despite what Redtube would have us believe, wild sex orgies aren’t happening all around us all the time, but they do happen occasionally in real life. If you find yourself in the fortunate position of attending an orgy, just remember that ther…

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The 10 Hottest Video Game Babes of All Time

posted 05/11/2010
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By Jonny Svarzbein Every guy loves hot chicks, and every guy also loves video games. So what happens when you combine a guy’s two favorite things? You come up with the 10 Hottest Chicks in Video Games: Joanna Dark from Perfect Dark &n…

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Hola. Mi Llamo Es “The Guy Who’s Gonna Bone You Later”. Como Estas?

posted 05/05/2010
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Sammie Pennington is HOT (Gorillamask) 5 Books You Shouldn’t Have in Your Bachelor Pad (Asylum) 100 Pics to Take Before You Die (AskMen) Kristen Bell is Ugly (FilmDrunk) Kate Hudson’s Boobs (TheFrisky) …

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