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Kids Aren’t Hilariously Inappropriate. Crappy Photoshoppers Are.

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Kids being accidentally inappropriate is a curiously viral thing. These little tykes are so gosh-darn innocent, and so ludicrously bad at spelling, whenever they try to write something cute, it comes out evil, sexual, or sexually evil. Problem: ever…

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Can Get Away With Having a Mistress

A Flowchart to Determine If You Can Get Away With Having a Mistress

If Tiger Woods has taught us anything, it’s that having a mistress is tough work.  That’s why we’ve decided to create this handy flowchart to help you determine if you’ll be able to get away with it:  

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Bear Houses Have Thin Walls

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12 Pics of Jaimee Grubbs – Tiger’s Hot Affair (TotalProSports) Cool De-classified CIA tips (MadeMan) We Want Nicole Manske In A Beginning (AllLeftTurns)   Movie Heists Gone Awry (ScreenJunkies)   Josh Koscheck’s Revenge W…

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Unless You Sell A TV Show Based On Your Twitter Page…

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Highschool Soccer Girls Duke It Out (TotalProSports)   Former Holy Taco Writer Sells TV Show to CBS (HollywoodReporter)   How To De-Stress At Work (MadeMan)   How NOT To Enter A Contest (AllLeftTurns)   1000 Rocky’s Unite! …

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Are Your Grandparents Sexting?

Are Your Grandparents Sexting?

  Sexting, or, "sex texting," is becoming a big problem among America’s teens. Luckily for parents, a lot of sites are posting some common sexting terms used by teenagers so they can keep tabs on what their children …

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We’ve All Been There Before

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Basketball Player vs Fan — Filipino Style (TotalProSports)   Eating Tips For Football Season (MadeMan)   Nascar Fan Crime Spree Continues (AllLeftTurns)   Spike Jonze And Kanye’s Fairy Tale (ScreenJunkies)   Trailer S…

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Sex Excuse Bingo

Sex Excuse Bingo

Sometimes girls treat sex like Forrest Gump treats talking to strangers: regardless of the circumstances, they just refuse to give it up.  Keep this Sex Excuses Bingo Card close to your bed (or wherever you bone most often) and check the excuse…

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7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Help a Girl Move

7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Help a Girl Move

Helping a girl move is like sitting through a screening of Beverly Hills Chihuahua with a clothespin on your ballsack:  it’s completely miserable, it hurts like hell, and you gain absolutely nothing from it.  Most girls have no idea …

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Get Some Pictures for Your Walls. Geeze.

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Who Farted?

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The Bad News: She’s a Terrible Painter

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Honest Letters To One Night Stands

Honest Letters To One Night Stands

If you’re like us, you enjoy writing letters to girls that you’ve had one night stands with, just to let them know that you had a good time, or you learned some new moves, or whatever.  Y’know, the standard "one night sta…

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