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5 Things Everything Must Like to Be Normal

In the 50s, if TV hasn’t lead me astray, everyone knew what normal was. Everyone wanted to be normal and abnormal was uncool. Then sometime in the 90s people started saying “what’s normal anyway?” and we decided to accept all kinds of insanity all…

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Insert Foxhole Joke Here

posted 09/23/2009
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A Flowchart To Determine If The Chick You’re About To Bang Is Too Fat For You

posted 08/28/2009
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Flowcharts are a good way to organize your thoughts and get a better grasp on a complex situation. That’s why we’ve created this helpful flowchart to help you determine if the chick that you’re about to bang is too fat …

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An Email Exchange Between Pirates

posted 08/13/2009
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If you’re a modern Somali Pirate, you can charge your victims for expenses incurred while holding a ship hostage in addition to the ransom that you’re demanding. That’s like someone crapping on your face, and then making you …

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F*ckin’ Bears

posted 08/11/2009
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A Flowchart to Determing if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

posted 08/06/2009
by ywang

When you’re out on a date, it’s hard to avoid wondering whether or not the night is going to end with you having sex. With that in mind, we’ve created this handy flowchart to help you determine whether or not your going to ha…

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8 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Summer Camp

posted 07/31/2009
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Summer Camp is an important experience in every young boy’s life. Camp is the place where some of the most formative events of your adolescent existence occur. So, for all the 9-14 year olds out there who regularly read Holy Taco, …

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Justin and Johnny: Whore Island

posted 07/30/2009
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Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.

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Guest Column: A Message From Your Penis

posted 07/28/2009
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Hey dude! It’s me, your penis! We know each other pretty well, so let’s skip the cheezy introductions and get down to business: we need to talk. You’ve been coming up short big time lately, and something&#…

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The Evolution of Sluts

posted 07/24/2009
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Everyone knows that all girls are not sluts. In fact, sometimes the best girls are not explicitely slutty in any way. But even if you happen to be dating one of these not-slutty-but-still-awesome girls, chances are you still like watchin…

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Screaming Turtle Orgasm

posted 07/23/2009
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The Kama Sutra for Fat People

posted 07/21/2009
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Today, there are more overweight people than ever before, and it must be pretty difficult for them to have sex with each other. So, being the humanitarians that we are, we decided to create our own version of the Kama Sutra that caters specifi…

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5 Things Everything Must Like to Be Normal

Insert Foxhole Joke Here

A Flowchart To Determine If The Chick You’re About To Bang Is Too Fat For You

An Email Exchange Between Pirates

F*ckin’ Bears

A Flowchart to Determing if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

8 Things That Will Definitely Happen at Summer Camp

Justin and Johnny: Whore Island

Guest Column: A Message From Your Penis

The Evolution of Sluts

Screaming Turtle Orgasm

The Kama Sutra for Fat People

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