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For the Ladies: Seven Reasons You Should Consider Anal Sex

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Try it, you’ll love it. No seriously. Trust me.

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Are Your Grandparents Sexting?

Are Your Grandparents Sexting?

  Sexting, or, "sex texting," is becoming a big problem among America’s teens. Luckily for parents, a lot of sites are posting some common sexting terms used by teenagers so they can keep tabs on what their children …

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We’ve All Been There Before

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Sex Excuse Bingo

Sex Excuse Bingo

Sometimes girls treat sex like Forrest Gump treats talking to strangers: regardless of the circumstances, they just refuse to give it up.  Keep this Sex Excuses Bingo Card close to your bed (or wherever you bone most often) and check the excuse…

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7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Help a Girl Move

7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Help a Girl Move

Helping a girl move is like sitting through a screening of Beverly Hills Chihuahua with a clothespin on your ballsack:  it’s completely miserable, it hurts like hell, and you gain absolutely nothing from it.  Most girls have no idea …

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Get Some Pictures for Your Walls. Geeze.

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Who Farted?

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The Bad News: She’s a Terrible Painter

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Honest Letters To One Night Stands

Honest Letters To One Night Stands

If you’re like us, you enjoy writing letters to girls that you’ve had one night stands with, just to let them know that you had a good time, or you learned some new moves, or whatever.  Y’know, the standard "one night sta…

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Flowchart To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Flowchart To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Girlfriends are a lot like volcanoes: they’re fascinating and mysterious, and at any time they can explode and completely blow your head off.  I might be confusing volcanoes with those collars from the movie Scanners.  Anyway, here&…

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Insert Foxhole Joke Here

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Hot Gator Chick Wants To Get T-Boned (TotalProSports)   13 Real Animals Lifted from Your Nightmares (CollegeHumor)   Stealing From Work Is Fun (MinimumRage)   The Buxom Babes Of Oktoberfest (Coed)   Top Models Are On Top For A Re…

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A Flowchart To Determine If The Chick You’re About To Bang Is Too Fat For You

A Flowchart To Determine If The Chick You’re About To Bang Is Too Fat For You

 Flowcharts are a good way to organize your thoughts and get a better grasp on a complex situation.  That’s why we’ve created this helpful flowchart to help you determine if the chick that you’re about to bang is too fat …

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